Short Poops Poems

a donkey 
poops beneath the tree ---
dragonflies

5/2/2018...

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The wee wee tree where dogs go pee
And all the breeds wait patiently
But not one stoops
To leaving poops
That’s doggie etiquette, you see...

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a freak accident

hit by frozen leaking waste

      now six feet under


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  Contest: Everyone Poops
     Sponsor: Roy Jerden...

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The dingy grey city dove
Poops on us from high above
We’d like to give'm a quick shove
Smack'm with an old golf club
Bury'm beneath a shrub

John G. Lawless
©4/24/2023...

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we set sail for poop island i heard that poop is every where hanging off palm trees and poop mountains and the only thing u eat is farts and every  body is poopy and likes poops...

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A friend who inspires 
Is a friend that poops
A friend that laughs 
Is a friend that poops
A friend that betrays
Is a friend that does not deserve to poo

Don't betray a friend....

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Freshly changed diaper
Baby poops it and giggles
Change diaper again

Jan Allison
31st July 2014

Written for Haiku "aha" Moment Contest. Sponsored by Regina Riddle
Awarded 4th place...

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I peep …
Asleep

He cries
Mum sighs

He’s wet
Get set

Feed time
Sublime 

At breast -
it's best!

Crappy
Nappy

Big poops
Mum scoops

He’s mine
Divine


19th August 2014...

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My kitty needs the biggest litter box,
because this sweet kitty poops like an ox;
she kicks the litter around,
but, never covers the mound ...
Meows-  left you a gift in my inbox !...

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On another site, I average 600 views a day
My approach is different, more artsy let's say
My nose rides higher
Suppressing farts is required
Ain't no friends like our Soup Poops, no way...

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My Pit-Bull puppy, five months old, Sir Scoobs
looks at me crazy, arches and poops.
His tail tucks he runs,
he new what time it was,
after a juke, I could not subdue...


Jared Pickett
4/13/2011
Asavvy1...

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From creepy crawler caterpillars to beautiful butterflies
Metamorphosis takes place and out poops these colorful guys
Impressive yet simple
Not a single pimple
Clearest skin right down to its thighs...

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Storm trooper in name, in action party poopers,
pizzas like poops, the perfect pooper-scoopers.  
Enjoying stuffs stale and stiff,
who cares watchdogs' snap and sniff?
Blockbuster busted, bucking up all its bloopers....

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Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head
Screw the good luck, should've worn a helmet instead
Nasty old peckers
Disgusting flying lechers
Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow and arrow I pledge...

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Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head
Screw the good luck, should have worn a helmut instead
Nasty old peckers
Disgusting flying lechers
Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow'n arrow I pledge...

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No more poems about poops and bums
Worn them right out, on to jokes and puns
Know what MNDI stands fer
Stands for your MIND out of order
Got bunches of silly groaners to post by the ton


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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No big deal






Lot of time bushed in the washroom,
His mind was stuck in colonic loops,
Painfully shy was the young groom,
What big deal when everyone poops !





Written July 28th, 2015
For contest by Roy Jerden...

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There was an old lady called Jeanette.
Who wiggled in line for a toilette.
        She said, "I can't wait!
        I fear it's too late.
And my bottoms a bit more than wet."



Everyone poops contest
 By Roy Jerden





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EVERYBODY POOPS!


OH CRAP!!!

I must go see a man about a dog.

Drop a log in he water.

Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’

Cop a squat

Ease the squeeze

Take a crap (or better yet – leave one)

Take a dump

GOTTA POOP!!!


John G. Lawless
6/6/2015...

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Everybody poops
but mine don't stink
What the heck, am I supposed to do
they think I'm full of crap
but I have to swear it's true
'Cause when I'm on the potty
An arrangements on its way
Then I let lose some colon fruit  
and it smells like a bouquet

For Roy's poop contest...

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Seven hours now since the curry last night
made a dash for the bathroom as something's not right
amidst the burning and pain and occasional squeals
right now I know just how a piping bag feels


Sailing very close to the wind for contest
 'Everyone poops', sponsored by Roy Jerden.
27th July 2015...

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He's half and half!
almost ten pounds!
He is the most,
annoying little freak!
He poops in the house!
and he wants to date our cat!
i hate him so much!
he annoys me greatly!
that little chiweaner dog!
half weaner dog!
half chiwawa!
he is the embodiment
of the word annoying!


5 Minute Challenge       5/11/2013...

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Attacked by pugs! What kind of pugs?
Puppy pugs, those horrid thugs!
They think our nose and lips are dugs! 
They want to eat our ugly mugs!  

Their poops like slugs upon the rugs 
They chase the bugs and bite the corks
Out of mugs with mighty tugs and drink the drugs
Then dance to fancy music by the Fuggs....

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You should not be embarrassed
or shy when sometimes something
embarrassing taints your pride;
it can be a karaoke gone wrong,
a misspelling of a verse in church,
wardrobe dysfunction in a public space....
You should remember that everyone poops-
no need to hide as you get into the toilet;
it's part and parcel of life....

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drooping flowers crave water 
when sunshine is not enough

freedom craves equality
when unshackled is insufficient

falling rain sees not what it rejuvenates 
falling equally on all it touches

though blind
as an albino bat
raining justice poops
choices as she pleases:

unbalanced scales
a juxtaposed metaphor
of the equality of blindness...

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