Seagull Poop

Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head Screw the good luck, should have worn a helmut instead Nasty old peckers Disgusting flying lechers Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow'n arrow I pledge
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Sivey Avatar
August 11, 2017 at 4:43 PM
So were you the recipient of such a wondrous thing my friend? I hope not, that would be disgusting! I never heard that it was good luck, maybe I need to go to the ocean and check it out, lol! No need, I have robins here doing to me, yuck! Sorry for the extra info! This is a lovely poem Jackson, keep up the great work!!
Ellison Avatar
August 12, 2017 at 8:11 AM
Actually never have been pooped on in my life! Not robins or seagulls! LOL Thought it would be a good subject though!
Cresswell Avatar
August 11, 2017 at 10:28 AM
Sea Gulls can't help it if your are sitting in their toilette.
Cresswell Avatar
August 11, 2017 at 1:18 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Ellison Avatar
August 11, 2017 at 10:45 AM
All the world's a toilet and all the men and women merely targets!!! Love, Jackson!!! xxx
Tor Avatar
August 11, 2017 at 6:47 AM
Be careful Jack those animal rights readers are lurking lol..
Ellison Avatar
August 11, 2017 at 6:50 AM
And again, I say thanks for dropping by...your visits are much appreciated!!!
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