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Seagull Poop

Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head
Screw the good luck, should have worn a helmut instead
Nasty old peckers
Disgusting flying lechers
Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow'n arrow I pledge

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Russell Sivey Date: 8/11/2017 4:43:00 PM So were you the recipient of such a wondrous thing my friend? I hope not, that would be disgusting! I never heard that it was good luck, maybe I need to go to the ocean and check it out, lol! No need, I have robins here doing to me, yuck! Sorry for the extra info! This is a lovely poem Jackson, keep up the great work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/12/2017 8:11:00 AM Actually never have been pooped on in my life! Not robins or seagulls! LOL Thought it would be a good subject though!

Patricia Cresswell Date: 8/11/2017 10:28:00 AM Sea Gulls can't help it if your are sitting in their toilette. Login to Reply Patricia Cresswell Date: 8/11/2017 1:18:00 PM LOL!!!!!!!!! Jack Ellison Date: 8/11/2017 10:45:00 AM All the world's a toilet and all the men and women merely targets!!! Love, Jackson!!! xxx

Michael Tor Date: 8/11/2017 6:47:00 AM Be careful Jack those animal rights readers are lurking lol.. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/11/2017 6:50:00 AM And again, I say thanks for dropping by...your visits are much appreciated!!!