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Seagull Poop

Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head Screw the good luck, should have worn a helmut instead Nasty old peckers Disgusting flying lechers Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow'n arrow I pledge

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Date: 8/11/2017 4:43:00 PM
So were you the recipient of such a wondrous thing my friend? I hope not, that would be disgusting! I never heard that it was good luck, maybe I need to go to the ocean and check it out, lol! No need, I have robins here doing to me, yuck! Sorry for the extra info! This is a lovely poem Jackson, keep up the great work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 8:11:00 AM
Actually never have been pooped on in my life! Not robins or seagulls! LOL Thought it would be a good subject though!
Date: 8/11/2017 10:28:00 AM
Sea Gulls can't help it if your are sitting in their toilette.
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Patricia Cresswell
Date: 8/11/2017 1:18:00 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2017 10:45:00 AM
All the world's a toilet and all the men and women merely targets!!! Love, Jackson!!! xxx
Date: 8/11/2017 6:47:00 AM
Be careful Jack those animal rights readers are lurking lol..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2017 6:50:00 AM
And again, I say thanks for dropping by...your visits are much appreciated!!!

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