Everybody Poops

EVERYBODY POOPS!


OH CRAP!!!

I must go see a man about a dog.

Drop a log in he water.

Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’

Cop a squat

Ease the squeeze

Take a crap (or better yet – leave one)

Take a dump

GOTTA POOP!!!


John G. Lawless
6/6/2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Dietrich Avatar
June 6, 2015 at 9:38 PM
haha. people are now jumping on Jan's poop wagon hahaha. Funny!!
La France Avatar
June 6, 2015 at 6:11 PM
John, I am losing count of the poop poems I read today lol
Konos Avatar
June 6, 2015 at 12:37 PM
Don't get any on your pants!
Chircop Avatar
June 6, 2015 at 8:21 AM
: )lol
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