Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Seagull Poop

Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head
Screw the good luck, should've worn a helmet instead
Nasty old peckers
Disgusting flying lechers
Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow and arrow I pledge

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Laura Breidenthal March 20, 2018 at 10:40 AM Leave it to me to click on "Seagull Poop" lol - of all the poems to choose from from your work. (: Love it though. Always, Laura Jack Ellison March 20, 2018 at 10:44 AM Must be more chossey next time! LOL Gotcha! Love ya, sweet Laura... Happy Jack XOX

Kai Michael Neumann March 20, 2018 at 3:19 AM Poor guys also want to live. And what about Bach’s ‘Jonathan Livingston Seagull’s’ search for freedom? Shit happens and sometimes you are the statue and sometimes a gull from heaven. Jack Ellison March 20, 2018 at 6:12 AM "sometimes you are the statue"... funny!!! Thank you, my friend, for dropping by!!! Cheers, Happy Jack!

Silent One March 19, 2018 at 2:22 PM Thats mean! Lol.. Jack Ellison March 19, 2018 at 2:32 PM Have they no shame!!! lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart March 19, 2018 at 8:10 AM Oh my :o Jack Ellison March 19, 2018 at 10:37 AM Someone once said it's good luck... who was this idiot??? So nice to have you back Miss Mo!!! Happy Jack sends love and big mushy kisses!!! XOX

Maria Williams March 19, 2018 at 6:35 AM Lol, greedy lot of birds they are. Yeah wear that same helmet Jack, the one you wear dodging those pots and pans.You'd be killing two birds with one stone then....Maria xox Jack Ellison March 19, 2018 at 7:40 AM Dirty birds eh! Metinks they should all get a hobby! Do you have any special poopers down there???? Great idea you've come up with for my situation... two "birds" with one pan!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX