Incredible Inedible

Everybody poops
but mine don't stink
What the heck, am I supposed to do
they think I'm full of crap
but I have to swear it's true
'Cause when I'm on the potty
An arrangements on its way
Then I let lose some colon fruit  
and it smells like a bouquet

For Roy's poop contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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September 24, 2015 at 11:45 AM
Jerry, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT
Nance Avatar
September 22, 2015 at 7:42 AM
haha...funny ...grats on your win
Ryerson Avatar
September 22, 2015 at 4:20 AM
Colon fruit? What a hoot!! BIG congrats Jerry - Tim
Cwiak Avatar
September 22, 2015 at 2:53 AM
I agree with Viv, you must be a lucky freak of nature to have this problem. Kudos on the win.
Wigley Avatar
September 22, 2015 at 1:47 AM
Congrats, you lucky freak of nature. Well done, Jerry. Regards, Viv
A. Sharma Avatar
September 22, 2015 at 12:21 AM
Congrats on ur very witty winning write Jerry!
Fisher Avatar
September 21, 2015 at 8:15 PM
Colon fruit is a juicy line, Jerry. Incredible job on the contest, too!
Laurie Avatar
July 28, 2015 at 6:59 PM
Colon fruit!!! hahahaha - you're a wizard Jerry - thanks mate - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2015 at 4:30 PM
ha ha ha - i hope you enjoy the fruit of your labours Jerry lol - good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Allison Avatar
July 28, 2015 at 4:40 PM
lol bet you are flushed with success then Jerry:-) hugs Jan xx
Curtis Avatar
July 28, 2015 at 4:39 PM
It's not been Hard work lately if you know what I mean----lol thank Jan
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