Lolly Very Rude

A nudist  appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a lolly!

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Date: 8/15/2023 6:45:00 AM
Wow Jack, i wonder who was enjoying themselves more te nudist or the collie!Congrats my friend on your win this limerick tickled me pink. hugs and blessings, Jennifer
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Date: 8/2/2023 9:48:00 AM
O my word Jack, I never expected that. Hilarious, congrats on your win… Belle
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Date: 7/29/2023 3:57:00 PM
Dropping back with many congrats on your win Jack:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/27/2023 12:13:00 PM
By Golly!! Jolly Lolly :) Strange I'm the only male commenting on this one!! Regards // paul
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Date: 7/24/2023 6:56:00 AM
Ha, ha ha, ha, how does he explain that to a doctor if he gets a rash. Had a good laugh Jack. Hugs ans blessings, JENNIFER.
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Date: 7/23/2023 12:17:00 PM
Congratulations on this winning work in the contest. Way to go. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. Sara
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Date: 7/23/2023 5:05:00 AM
Jack, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
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Date: 7/22/2023 6:37:00 PM
Oh my! Congrats on your win, Jack! Blessings, Kim M
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Date: 7/19/2023 8:49:00 PM
hahaha. I can actually imagine this happens to some guys. Dogs will lick just about anything if you let them.
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Date: 7/17/2023 12:12:00 PM
Oh you had me chuckling with this one. ha ha ha good one. love phyl
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Date: 7/15/2023 2:10:00 PM
Well, that is too much love going on here with this man and his faithful friend. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara
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Date: 7/15/2023 6:44:00 AM
omg lol hahahahahaha norty jack lol:-) hugs jan xx
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