Lolly Very Rude

A nudist  appears very jolly,
but only when patting his collie,
the dog's on his lap,
but not for a nap -
she's licking his bits like a lolly!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Proxenos Avatar
August 15, 2023 at 6:45 AM
Wow Jack, i wonder who was enjoying themselves more te nudist or the collie!Congrats my friend on your win this limerick tickled me pink. hugs and blessings, Jennifer
Edmonds  Avatar
August 2, 2023 at 9:48 AM
O my word Jack, I never expected that. Hilarious, congrats on your win… Belle
Allison Avatar
July 29, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Dropping back with many congrats on your win Jack:-) hugs Jan xx
Callus Avatar
July 27, 2023 at 12:13 PM
By Golly!! Jolly Lolly :) Strange I'm the only male commenting on this one!! Regards // paul
Proxenos Avatar
July 24, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Ha, ha ha, ha, how does he explain that to a doctor if he gets a rash. Had a good laugh Jack. Hugs ans blessings, JENNIFER.
Kendrick Avatar
July 23, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Congratulations on this winning work in the contest. Way to go. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. Sara
Kitchin Avatar
July 23, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Jack, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
Merryman Avatar
July 22, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Oh my! Congrats on your win, Jack! Blessings, Kim M
Dietrich Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 8:49 PM
hahaha. I can actually imagine this happens to some guys. Dogs will lick just about anything if you let them.
Babcock Avatar
July 17, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Oh you had me chuckling with this one. ha ha ha good one. love phyl
Kendrick Avatar
July 15, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Well, that is too much love going on here with this man and his faithful friend. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara
Allison Avatar
July 15, 2023 at 6:44 AM
omg lol hahahahahaha norty jack lol:-) hugs jan xx
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