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Getting Back To Nature - Bawdy Limerick

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A cute nudist her name was Lorna Loved sex in the flora and fauna She’d get down on her knees Neath the bushes and trees as Lorna's an outdoors performer! 03~03~17

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Lyric Man

Date: 7/7/2018 7:09:00 PM

Found this gem while out exploring!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2018 3:33:00 AM

lol LM I'd forgotten all about this cheeky little number:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 3/5/2017 5:26:00 PM

LOL, good one!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/5/2017 5:39:00 PM

I wrote 4 bawdy ones last week still have a couple to post lol I do worry about my muse!:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/5/2017 1:18:00 PM

:) Had a great laugh reading your limerick, Jan. (The outdoors is the best place to...uh...er..."perform") Awesome!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/5/2017 1:26:00 PM

ha ha ha lol I will take your word for it Carolyn:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 3/5/2017 8:32:00 AM

Brilliant Jan, certainly got the old heart rate racing, not good for a man my age, love the humour, thanks for the big smile you put on my face, Roy.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/5/2017 8:45:00 AM

LOL Roy I do worry about my muse I wrote 4 bawdy limericks the other day:-) hugs Jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 3/4/2017 9:26:00 PM

Hahaha...A little naughty, a lot of clever! We have a nudist colony on the outskirts of the city we live in, and I always wondered what went on behind those walls! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/5/2017 4:08:00 AM

ha ha ha - as far as I know there are no nudist places on our Island - no way would you catch me there anyway lol I feel the cold even when fully dressed lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet

Date: 3/4/2017 9:19:00 AM

Your word choices are descriptive and imaginative with sexual implications that are provocative and sassy. Emile.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2017 12:01:00 PM

Thanks Emile - just a bit of fun I wrote 4 bawdy limericks one day last week - I do worry about my muse!:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 3/3/2017 4:32:00 PM

Lusty Lorna! No one puts her in a corner!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 4:36:00 PM

ha ha ha love it Jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 3/3/2017 4:26:00 PM

My My My....I saw....whatever gets you going! Lovely write, dear. hugs :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 4:32:00 PM

You saw oh Eileen you should have averted your eyes lol!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 3/3/2017 3:15:00 PM

Wonderful imagery ~* Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 3:23:00 PM

Thanks Eve was a fun poem:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 3/3/2017 1:26:00 PM

When in the woods do as the woodland ruminants do

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 2:13:00 PM

ha ha ha John lovely comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 3/3/2017 1:25:00 PM

hahaha : )..Hey Is there a cute nudist somewhere in your pipe-line too. .?Lol..Loved this naughty limerick.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 2:14:00 PM

Not that I am aware of lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 3/3/2017 1:02:00 PM

Fun Jan...must have southern drawl...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 1:14:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 3/3/2017 12:05:00 PM

The mind boggles Jan lol so funny ty for visiting my page hugs 7

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 12:09:00 PM

I worry about my muse wrote 4 bawdy limericks the other day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 3/3/2017 11:10:00 AM

Ummm...I'm nature lover too. :) Definitely naughty but so damn alluring Jan. Hurry up spring!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 11:26:00 AM

ha ha ha I guess the sap will be rising in more ways that one in Spring Chris:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 3/3/2017 11:00:00 AM

A limerick Queen has just been born!!! LOL Love and hugs, Brother Jack xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 11:08:00 AM

ha ha ha I love the limerick form Jack and will put many of mine in an e book of humour - I may write poop poems but at least they make people smile!:-) hugs jan xx

David Bose

Date: 3/3/2017 10:45:00 AM

Wonderful--good humor to start Friday off right. Thanks, Jan (and thanks, Lorna!) Dave

Jan Allison
Date: 3/3/2017 10:49:00 AM

Thanks David :-) I really like the first 2 lines but may re work the rest of it if the muse allows:-) hugs Jan xx