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WARNING BAWDY LIMERICK ! My daughter descended our stairs Nude boobies and bottom she bares She answered the bell To our Auntie Nell Who chastised her for showing her wares But Chloe says Auntie you see There's nothing wrong with nudity On the nudist beach Men say I'm a peach And pluck me when I'm in the sea! Nude descending Staircase Poetry Contest Sponsored by John Lawless 10/9/19

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Funom Makama

Date: 10/15/2019 10:33:00 AM

This is beautiful.. A warning without showing us the nude picture is not nice to my tender curiosity... hahaha! Great piece Jan Allison

Jan Allison
Date: 10/21/2019 2:24:00 AM

thanks Funom:-) hugs Jan x

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/11/2019 10:16:00 AM

Ha ha, love it Jan, very funny! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2019 1:57:00 AM

Thanks Tania, doubt it will place but it was fun to write my limerick writing has been sparse of late but I've been on holiday and not had time for soup except eating it at the hotels lol:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/10/2019 7:53:00 PM

hahaha. Very well imagined for the contest!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2019 4:21:00 AM

John said we could make him blush lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anisha Dutta

Date: 10/10/2019 1:02:00 PM

sweet witty naughty. All the best.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2019 4:20:00 AM

Thanks anisha:-) hugs Jan xx

Joe Dimino

Date: 10/10/2019 6:15:00 AM

Very witty! Be mindful of the sharks. Best of luck with contest--this could be the winner.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 6:50:00 AM

Thanks Joe! There are limited places as it's a premier contest but I've not written a limerick in a while and the contest inspired my muse who has been in a more serious mood lately:-) Hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour

Date: 10/10/2019 3:58:00 AM

Hahaha... this has to be another gold cup win for sure, it is hilarious Jan, I love it! You really are writing some incredible poems Jan - is it something in the water, haha... hoping all is well dear friend, with kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 4:23:00 AM

Thanks Ann I've not written a limerick for a few days so am now on a roll, will post another called 'a poem for the ladies later lol:-) hope all is well with you, will do a dedication the week after next for you , not sure if I have time to listen this week:-) hugs Jan xx

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 10/9/2019 6:42:00 PM

This is too cute, but I would be like Aunt Nellie :) Love and prayers, Gina

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 4:20:00 AM

Thanks gina:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/9/2019 5:53:00 PM

Chloe has the right attitude: keep them coming! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 4:19:00 AM

Not written a bawdy one I a while. Now they are flowing got one about wee to post later lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ts Poetry

Date: 10/9/2019 5:45:00 PM

Lol...soupmail

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2019 4:18:00 AM

Thanks so much for the mail TS, I've amended the first poem I do appreciate your advice:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May

Date: 10/9/2019 4:11:00 PM

I suppose this will be another 1st place gee wiilicure gosh can us old people ever get a chance?? lol

Bobby May
Date: 10/9/2019 4:34:00 PM

No Poop whats the scoop LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 10/9/2019 4:14:00 PM

I doubt it will get first place, it may not even place in the contest but lve not written a bawdy one in a while and that title just sreamed out for a silly limerick:-) Hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 10/9/2019 3:05:00 PM

Between you and Kim I am likely to spend the afternoon laughing. :) Very funny Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/9/2019 3:11:00 PM

Thanks Chris, I got a giggle reading Kim's poem too, I hope I don't get the usual sarcastic type poem written about 'bawdy limericks' which is later withdrawn, I wish people would research the form before they start throwing darts aimed at me writing bawdy limericks!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/9/2019 2:58:00 PM

I’m with Auntie Nell. She should not have rung that bell...L O L

Jan Allison
Date: 10/9/2019 3:02:00 PM

lol Kim, I've not written a limerick in a while so I couldn't resist for John's contest!:-) hugs jan xx