Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

Re Treat

Chastity went to a nudist camp
And wondered why they turned down the lamp
But when she saw Dick
With his wilted wick
She knew at once why the seats were damp!

 Contributed by Belle Bellevue:

Chastity quickly dressed and left the site
Not wanting to be classed “lady of the night” 
At home was a note 
Her sister had wrote, 
“Gone to set the wicks of the world alight”

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Silent One November 17, 2020 at 4:15 AM Haha.... Both are brilliant!

Beryl Edmonds November 16, 2020 at 11:43 AM Aloha! Rico... Chastity quickly dressed and left the site, Not wanting to be classed “lady of the night” At home was a note, Her sister had wrote, “Gone to set wicks of the world alight” Linda Milgate November 17, 2020 at 12:18 PM clever girl!!!

Alexis Y. November 16, 2020 at 11:39 AM Lol! Rico, This is hilarious. Can't stop laughing :-)Alexis Rico Leffanta November 16, 2020 at 11:54 AM Happy Monday to you! Maiy the rest of your week be filled with laughter! Aloha! Rico

Carolyn Devonshire November 16, 2020 at 11:29 AM Indeed, one of your funniest, Rico! I'd be looking for a "dry" seat. LOL Hugs, Carolyn Rico Leffanta November 16, 2020 at 11:53 AM Its a wonder to me nudists find a "safe" spot to sit, never mind a dry one! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison November 16, 2020 at 11:23 AM omg hilarious!:-) hugs jan xx Rico Leffanta November 16, 2020 at 11:52 AM Dry humour? Aloha! Rico