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Chastity went to a nudist camp And wondered why they turned down the lamp But when she saw Dick With his wilted wick She knew at once why the seats were damp! Contributed by Belle Bellevue: Chastity quickly dressed and left the site Not wanting to be classed “lady of the night” At home was a note Her sister had wrote, “Gone to set the wicks of the world alight”

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Date: 11/17/2020 4:15:00 AM
Haha.... Both are brilliant!
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Date: 11/16/2020 11:43:00 AM
Aloha! Rico... Chastity quickly dressed and left the site, Not wanting to be classed “lady of the night” At home was a note, Her sister had wrote, “Gone to set wicks of the world alight”
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Linda Milgate
Date: 11/17/2020 12:18:00 PM
clever girl!!!
Date: 11/16/2020 11:39:00 AM
Lol! Rico, This is hilarious. Can't stop laughing :-)Alexis
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/16/2020 11:54:00 AM
Happy Monday to you! Maiy the rest of your week be filled with laughter! Aloha! Rico
Date: 11/16/2020 11:29:00 AM
Indeed, one of your funniest, Rico! I'd be looking for a "dry" seat. LOL Hugs, Carolyn
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/16/2020 11:53:00 AM
Its a wonder to me nudists find a "safe" spot to sit, never mind a dry one! Aloha! Rico
Date: 11/16/2020 11:23:00 AM
omg hilarious!:-) hugs jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/16/2020 11:52:00 AM
Dry humour? Aloha! Rico

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