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Sex On the Beach - Bawdy Limerick

BASED ON A VERY OLD JOKE Two widows sunbathed on a beach A nudist walks past hear them screech He’s a well hung bloke Old Maud has a stroke but sadly her friend cannot reach NB Sex on the beach is a cocktail 06/06/21

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Jack Horne

Date: 6/9/2021 11:36:00 AM

LOL, had a good laugh at this one

Robert J Moore

Date: 6/8/2021 4:30:00 PM

oooh Jan, you are awful lol

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/8/2021 5:07:00 AM

I thought the same as Alexis! Lol

Alexis Y.

Date: 6/7/2021 2:55:00 PM

Lol! Jan, I never heard the joke, but your title made me think of a drink with the same title- Alexis

James Horn

Date: 6/7/2021 6:25:00 AM

Gershon must have had a stroke of luck when he saw a rubber duck and had heard it cluck.

James Horn

Date: 6/7/2021 6:24:00 AM

heard that ten rain drops Hundred Baptists to church stops going when floor mops Must be in afternoon there

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/7/2021 6:23:00 AM

Lol, something like that doesn't do the old ticker any good. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/6/2021 6:53:00 PM

There's a stroke that the doctors still don't know how to treat! lol. Clever as ever, Jan. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2021 1:16:00 PM

Thanks GW:-) you made me smile:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 6/6/2021 4:53:00 PM

sorta like the drink they called "love on the beach" because it was FN near water

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2021 1:16:00 PM

lol thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/6/2021 4:42:00 PM

G’day Jan … another shockingly hilarious limerick to have the laughing gear going full bore - a ripper indeed Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2021 1:15:00 PM

Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 6/6/2021 3:27:00 PM

I see from some comments this is an old joke, but one I’ve never heard, so I was led up the garden path, right til the punchline, imagining all sorts, a stroke of brilliance, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2021 1:15:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks David:-) It was actually a joke about nuns but i gave it an update:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 6/6/2021 12:36:00 PM

hilarious! i've never heard that joke, jan, so it made me laugh. well done!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2021 12:44:00 PM

I was in a chat room this morning and someone told the old joke and 2 mins later the poem was written lol, the original joke was about nuns but i gave it an update lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 6/6/2021 11:15:00 AM

It’s always good to find a schooldays joke given new life. In my schooldays that punchline (similar) ended a story about two nuns. I actually revitalise jokes quite often (I suspect Lindsay does too, on occasion). 10/10 Jan. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2021 12:43:00 PM

Yes the one i heard about was nuns but I daren't write about them after grief about nuns and cucumbers lol:-) but the old jokes are the best lol:-) hugs jan xx