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SEX ON THE BEACH - BAWDY LIMERICK

BASED ON A VERY OLD JOKE Two widows sunbathed on a beach A nudist walks past hear them screech He’s a well hung bloke Old Maud has a stroke but sadly her friend cannot reach NB Sex on the beach is a cocktail 06/06/21

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Date: 6/9/2021 11:36:00 AM
LOL, had a good laugh at this one
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Date: 6/8/2021 4:30:00 PM
oooh Jan, you are awful lol
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Date: 6/8/2021 5:07:00 AM
I thought the same as Alexis! Lol
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Date: 6/8/2021 12:05:00 AM
Lol! Maud had the gadget arms fitted obviously. A must for the later years ;-)
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Date: 6/7/2021 2:55:00 PM
Lol! Jan, I never heard the joke, but your title made me think of a drink with the same title- Alexis
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Date: 6/7/2021 6:25:00 AM
Gershon must have had a stroke of luck when he saw a rubber duck and had heard it cluck.
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Date: 6/7/2021 6:24:00 AM
heard that ten rain drops Hundred Baptists to church stops going when floor mops Must be in afternoon there
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Date: 6/7/2021 6:23:00 AM
Lol, something like that doesn't do the old ticker any good. Tom
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Date: 6/6/2021 6:53:00 PM
There's a stroke that the doctors still don't know how to treat! lol. Clever as ever, Jan. :) gw
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/7/2021 1:16:00 PM
Thanks GW:-) you made me smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 4:53:00 PM
sorta like the drink they called "love on the beach" because it was FN near water
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/7/2021 1:16:00 PM
lol thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 4:42:00 PM
G’day Jan … another shockingly hilarious limerick to have the laughing gear going full bore - a ripper indeed Jan - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/7/2021 1:15:00 PM
Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 3:27:00 PM
I see from some comments this is an old joke, but one I’ve never heard, so I was led up the garden path, right til the punchline, imagining all sorts, a stroke of brilliance, cheers David
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/7/2021 1:15:00 PM
ha ha ha thanks David:-) It was actually a joke about nuns but i gave it an update:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 12:36:00 PM
hilarious! i've never heard that joke, jan, so it made me laugh. well done!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/6/2021 12:44:00 PM
I was in a chat room this morning and someone told the old joke and 2 mins later the poem was written lol, the original joke was about nuns but i gave it an update lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 11:15:00 AM
It’s always good to find a schooldays joke given new life. In my schooldays that punchline (similar) ended a story about two nuns. I actually revitalise jokes quite often (I suspect Lindsay does too, on occasion). 10/10 Jan. Terry
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/6/2021 12:43:00 PM
Yes the one i heard about was nuns but I daren't write about them after grief about nuns and cucumbers lol:-) but the old jokes are the best lol:-) hugs jan xx