Short Methane Poems
Short Methane Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Methane by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Methane by length and keyword.
Ogden Nash's Green Version
The cow is of the bovine ilk.
One end is moo;
the other, methane and milk.
*His original: 'The cow is of the bovine ilk.
One end is moo, the other milk.'...
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Categories:
methane, animals,
Form:
Light Verse
The Man In the Moon's Surprise
The man in the moon crooned such a tune
That the cow jumped over and mooned
But a methane gas
The bovine did pass
The man struck a match and kaboom!...
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Categories:
methane, funny, moon,
Form:
Limerick
Climate Crisis - Hiku
carbon dioxide
methane
political hot air
Greta alert
David alert
parochial apathy
fossil fuel
Indian blockade
dinosaurs cop out
16 November 2021
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Categories:
methane, earth, environment, green, world,
Form:
Haiku
Methane Gas
Methane is a gas and don't we know it
Quite difficult to be near it and go unnoticed
Phew hold your honker
Some are real shockers
They can clear the surrounding forests of foliage...
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Categories:
methane, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #5
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #5
(Just a hypothesis… smiles.)
Methane was in low supply.
Dinosaurs began to die.
Preparations made for man
Who breathes oxygen?
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010
Poetic form: Dodoitsu...
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Categories:
methane, science, visionary
Form:
Dodoitsu
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #2
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #2
(Just a hypothesis… smiles.)
God created dinosaurs
To remove methane from air
Earth needed more oxygen.
So man could survive….
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010
Poetic form: Dodoitsu...
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Categories:
methane, science, visionary
Form:
Dodoitsu
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #1
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #1
(Just a hypothesis… smiles.)
Early in Earth’s History,
Toxic gases floated here.
Methane ratio was too high,
But God had a plan.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010
Poetic form: Dodoitsu...
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Categories:
methane, science, visionary
Form:
Dodoitsu
You Are What You Eat
You are what you eat.
Pig meat is for those who like
to wallow in it,
whatever "it" is .....
Beef eaters are fat, angry
methane producers.
You are what you eat:
fruits, grains and vegetables make
happy, healthy folks....
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Categories:
methane, health
Form:
Senryu
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #4
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #4
(Just a hypothesis… smiles.)
If dinosaurs breathed methane,
And plants gave off CO2,
What in this world would they do?
When methane was gone…
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010
Poetic form: Dodoitsu...
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Categories:
methane, science, visionary
Form:
Dodoitsu
Olfactory Overload
It was a sultry summer eve
When what did my nostrils breathe?
Methane with a touch of green grass
Permeating across the room
Look to the right and look to the left
I swear that weaner giggled with a smile...
As I threw her out the door....
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Categories:
methane, funny, pets
Form:
Light Verse
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #3
Dinosaur Dodoitsu #3
(Just a hypothesis… smiles.)
Dinosaurs that roamed the earth
Breathed in methane from the air.
CO2, which they exhaled,
Made earth plants flourish.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010
Poetic form: Dodoitsu...
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Categories:
methane, science, visionary
Form:
Dodoitsu
Farting Cows - a Taxing Time For Farmers - For Anne Lise
When a Norwegian cow passes gas
They want to tax the gas from its ‘ass’
A cow passes 4 tonnes of methane each year
Just imagine the stink from its rear!!!!
Thanks for the inspiration Anne Lise xxx
Jan Allison
31st March 2016...
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Categories:
methane, for her, humorous, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Arthropodocene
After human self-destruction ends the Anthropocene
will creepy crawlers build the Arthropodocene?
With rising levels of CO2 and methane
and temperature rising to profane,
will those of poikilothermic exoskeleton,
be the best Phylum to bet on?...
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Categories:
methane, destiny,
Form:
Couplet
Methane Gas
Humans create methane faster than earth can remove it
Like a NASA launching site, a gaseous substance does emit
Two and a half times the pollution
Since the Industrial Revolution
So let's all stop farting, that disgusting habit to quit...
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Categories:
methane, health,
Form:
Limerick
Experts Insist On a Bovine Contribution In the War Against Climate
I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow.
Spinach is all I eat now.
That silly green grass
is a thing of the past,
for a new wind is blowing this hour.
To methane reduction all power!
If you're a cow too,
show assent by a moo.
Comment:
What could be odder
than this switch to new fodder?...
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Categories:
methane, animal, environment, weather,
Form:
Light Verse
Silly Scientists Say Humans Must Stop Breathing
Silly scientists have captured 328 human breath samples. Analysis of the samples shows this gastric exhaust contains methane. Alarmed, the silly scientists say "stop breathing, or start eating a healthy diet of bugs." Silly scientists have not yet studied the emissions of human farting and its effect on Global warming....
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Categories:
methane, future,
Form:
Prose
A Foul Wind
A FOUL WIND
"it's a total farce when they want to tax your farts, I smell a foul wind"
Indiana Shaw . . . : /
Live stock farmers are taxed per head of each animal for their quoted of nitrous oxide, methane and carbon dioxide including chickens and poultry into the earth's atmosphere . . ....
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Categories:
methane, animal, wind,
Form:
Monoku
A Somewhat Darker Santa
There was an old Santa from Limerick
Who became so odd as a maverick
He drove all his reindeer insane
When they showered him with methane
And lived the rest of his life choleric.
He was nominated Santa once more
When the weatherman forecast rain to pour
But his reindeer had all passed on
Tender and rare the steak all gone
When having shacked up with the local whore.
© Harry J Horsman 2018...
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Categories:
methane, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
Now Blame Methane
What can we do to avoid further mess
as our indulgent ways cause climate stress?
Seems we’ve a problem with our livestock gas,
the methane from the digestion of grass.
With see-o-two it joins there in the blue
and making much worse mankind’s evil brew.
Is it not time that we stop eating meat
and change to a climate friendly diet?
Perhaps we longer be carnivore
and return to our roots as herbivore....
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Categories:
methane, animal, environment, pollution,
Form:
Rhyme
O, Bright Shining Star
O, bright twinkling star
shining speck in the sky
Your place in the cosmos
matters not to my eye
I don't know if you're arid
your surface bone-dry
Or covered with water
your seas swelling high
If your atmosphere's toxic
filled with methane
Or inundated perpetually
with punishing rains
So many questions have I
aflame with curiosity
Yet they all swiftly pale
midst your luminosity...
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Categories:
methane, beauty, light, star, universe,
Form:
Rhyme
Voldemort, By Contrast, Was Vanquished Easily
Changed climate is not a surprise
With drilling for gas on the rise
Where can life forms hide
From carbon dioxide
And methane let loose in the skies?
Neo-druids auger gas wells
And add fluids with sulfurous smells!
Are poisons they've tapped
With their magic wands trapped
Evermore by sorcerous spells?
Votes and news seem not relevant
The unrelenting elephant
In all our best rooms
Is fossil fuel's fumes
And toxins we can't circumvent...
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Categories:
methane, allegory, business, funny, health, imagination, mystery, parody,
Form:
Limerick
Dont Blame Them For Climate Change
Rain, rain, rain,
unending rain;
insufferable, unstoppable;
sky-diving baubles
dancing, drowning plants,
flooding land;
keeps me running to the toilet...
Fools blame the cows,
say, “It’s caused by methane” but,
Bovine’s have been around for centuries;
blaming them for
global warming and climate change
is the equivalent of
blaming insomnia on a pea!
Written: 2-21-19
For: "Pithy Pants 2 Poetry Contest"...
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Categories:
methane, animal, change, earth, environment, nature, rain, weather,
Form:
Light Verse
Holland
Holland
In Holland this sweet clog walking land
have too many cows realising methane gas into the air.
There are many gas explosions in Holland
no one has yet to connect the gas with the cattle.
But it is difficult for them the have fewer cows.
Once I met Prince Hans of Netherlands, I drove his stuff up
to his farmhouse and he never paid me, and that is way
they are successful living in the middle of Europe and
somehow voiding paying tax....
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Categories:
methane, 9th grade, blue, bridal shower, courage,
Form:
Blank verse
Rhapsody In Blue
In the methane blue
of Neptune’s stew
I wildly whip my wind lasso-
a-hunting for the Dragon of the Cloud!
Through icy fleece
I stalk the beast,
a thousand miles an hour at least,
beneath this sapphire atmospheric shroud.
I’m born of wind,
and thickly skinned-
with Neptune’s swirling vortex twinned.
I hurry hard and bellow out aloud!
To catch him fast
and so at last
undo his necromancy past,
and join again the nation of the proud!...
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Categories:
methane, adventure, blue, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
"tis Smoke, My Bloke"
As the mind of humanity’s flesh
Simply wants all of the world’s cash
As bills smell in congress they pass
Laws resembling methane gas
Poof, aloof, savings gone in a flash
Of cash stash, my soul is free at last
Our retirement savings of cash stashes
Like bad memories as congress passes
Their bills smelling like methane gases
Like moles complain of smelling mo__ lasses
As the politics of fresh air clashes
`Tis smoke, my bloke; use miracle glasses...
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Categories:
methane, allegory
Form:
Monorhyme