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Methane Gas

Humans create methane faster than earth can remove it Like a NASA launching site, a gaseous substance does emit Two and a half times the pollution Since the Industrial Revolution So let's all stop farting, that disgusting habit to quit

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Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs

Date: 8/27/2017 5:50:00 PM

I wish you would tell my husband that.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/27/2017 6:04:00 PM

So hubby's a farter!!! YEE HAW! My kinda guy!!! Love, Jackson xxx

Patricia Cresswell

Date: 8/26/2017 10:24:00 AM

ROTFLMCAO!! Jack think of the fires.

Patricia Cresswell
Date: 8/26/2017 7:37:00 PM

Not sophisticated but thanks for thinking so. Too much silliness in my makeup.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/26/2017 4:17:00 PM

LOL Of course, a sophisticated lady like you doesn't... Love ya!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 8/26/2017 8:02:00 AM

I think that I would be bugged//If my methane emitter was plugged//For a better smell//never can tell//Might just need to be hugged. GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/26/2017 4:22:00 PM

Sure some pretty young filly could assist you... all you have to do is ask! LOL GOOD AFTERNOON JOHN JOHN!!!