Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Methane Gas

Humans create methane faster than earth can remove it
Like a NASA launching site, a gaseous substance does emit
Two and a half times the pollution
Since the Industrial Revolution
So let's all stop farting, that disgusting habit to quit

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Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs August 27, 2017 at 5:50 PM I wish you would tell my husband that. Jack Ellison August 27, 2017 at 6:04 PM So hubby's a farter!!! YEE HAW! My kinda guy!!! Love, Jackson xxx

Patricia Cresswell August 26, 2017 at 10:24 AM ROTFLMCAO!! Jack think of the fires. Patricia Cresswell August 26, 2017 at 7:37 PM Not sophisticated but thanks for thinking so. Too much silliness in my makeup. Jack Ellison August 26, 2017 at 4:17 PM LOL Of course, a sophisticated lady like you doesn't... Love ya!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats August 26, 2017 at 8:02 AM I think that I would be bugged//If my methane emitter was plugged//For a better smell//never can tell//Might just need to be hugged. GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! Jack Ellison August 26, 2017 at 4:22 PM Sure some pretty young filly could assist you... all you have to do is ask! LOL GOOD AFTERNOON JOHN JOHN!!!