Silly Scientists Say Humans Must Stop Breathing
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Based on a peer-reviewed study published in the Public Library of Science's journal PLOS, as reported by Blaze Media on 12/14/2023.
Silly scientists have captured 328 human breath samples. Analysis of the samples shows this gastric exhaust contains methane. Alarmed, the silly scientists say "stop breathing, or start eating a healthy diet of bugs." Silly scientists have not yet studied the emissions of human farting and its effect on Global warming.
Copyright © Chetta Achara | Year Posted 2023
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