Silly scientists have captured 328 human breath samples. Analysis of the samples shows this gastric exhaust contains methane. Alarmed, the silly scientists say "stop breathing, or start eating a healthy diet of bugs." Silly scientists have not yet studied the emissions of human farting and its effect on Global warming.
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