Short Kosher Poems
Short Kosher Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kosher by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kosher by length and keyword.
Haiku 1
Pretty black woman
I talked a bit to her
Should I keep kosher?...
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Categories:
kosher, jewish,
Form:
Senryu
Sneaked Out Before Her Parents Awoke
women did not travel alone
it was not done in 1856
not kosher or safe
which is why she left at dawn
to travel west to become a mail-order bride...
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Categories:
kosher, history,
Form:
Free verse
Salome's Salami
In King Herod's Antipasto Test
Salome's Salami came out best
Though John lost his head
Her, "King's Kosher Spread"
Was heads and tails above all the rest!...
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Categories:
kosher, food,
Form:
Limerick
Fickle Pickle
If you love eating pickles,
cause on your tongue they tickle,
eat a large kosher dill,
oh green juice, don't you spill,
for down your chin it trickles....
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Categories:
kosher, food
Form:
Limerick
Orange Marmalade Jam
Orange marmalade jam
may be quite tasty on ham
Yet I prefer gravy
on roast leg of lamb
Laugh out loud! I keep kosher.
What do I know about ham?!...
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Categories:
kosher, food, me,
Form:
Light Verse
Think Back
When was the last time
you heard "butter brickle"
or saw the hammer and sickle
I'll bet you a wooden nickel
it's about the last time
you ate a non-kosher pickle!...
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Categories:
kosher, memory, nostalgia,
Form:
Light Verse
The Kosher Dill Pickle
There once was a man who loved garlic dill
Holding them in his hand gave him a thrill
Doorknobs are fermented
With garlic tormented
His wallet and all of his precious bills ...
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Categories:
kosher, funny, life,
Form:
Limerick
Pleading With Dr Suess
For those of us who can't eat pork
or non-kosher birds, like a stork
We've suffered for decades reading Green Eggs 'n Ham, 'n
Dr. Suess, please change that Ham, 'n to Sam, 'n...
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Categories:
kosher, change, humor, word play,
Form:
Couplet
You Must Be Kidding
My kid gets smarter every day
She queries in a thoughtful way:
"Are two M.D.'s a paradox?
Are kosher fish in spring 'May lox'?"
"Go ask your Mom". She says, "I did!
She said to ask another kid"....
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Categories:
kosher, kid,
Form:
Rhyme
Jewish Limerick
This man in Brooklyn named Isadore,
some big sandwiches he would adore.
Corned beef and pastrami,
and kosher salami.
He can’t fit in his clothes anymore.
Who says a limerick has to be Irish?...
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Categories:
kosher, funny
Form:
Limerick
A Sad Tale Which I Am Telling
I certainly enjoy a delicious ham on rye ut
Yet my father used to shop often at the kosher butcher
There was one pretty woman there
Whom I felt really good about seeing
But she was married
Damn it!...
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Categories:
kosher, love,
Form:
Blank verse
Jeans Hanging Down Past Yer Butt
When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And the hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut...
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Categories:
kosher, image,
Form:
Limerick
No Internet
When the Internet goes down, it's basically over
Gives permission to injure the neighbor's dog Rover
Other things are permitted
Such as infidelity committed
But murder's off-limits cause that's not kosher...
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Categories:
kosher, evil,
Form:
Limerick
Jeans Hanging Down Past Yer Bum
When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
kosher, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Kosher
the heart is not kosher
the mind is a carb
the blood is alcoholic.
.i'm sick.
.you're crazy.
intention is lazy
direction is hazy
lost in a mAzE I Owe U
(sometimes, whY?)...
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Categories:
kosher, allegory, introspection, life
Form:
Free verse
The Sweet Season Is Never Over
the sweet season is never over
as long as the fruit is sweet
as long as the meat is juicy
the tenderness of it all is so fulfilling
makes me want to jump right into the clouds and take in the blue sky from up close
the main reason is forever kosher...
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Categories:
kosher, beautiful, black african american, woman,
Form:
Free verse
Ketchup Pleiades
Ketchup
Keen tastes tomato sauce
Kosher on near all foods
Knockout drenched on french fries
Kindred to the mustard
Kept recapped in the fridge
King size bottle a must
Kindly pass the ketchup
3/9/2017
Pleiades K - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kim Merryman...
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Categories:
kosher, food,
Form:
Pleiades
A Cute Gentile Pig In New York
There's a cute gentile pig lives in New York
Pleasingly plump, she's a fine piece of pork
Shows a Rabbi her knuckles
Rabbi's knees, they do buckle
Says, 'I'd eat you, but I've just kosher forks'
July 16, 2019
Entry: State Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw...
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Categories:
kosher, animal, food, jewish, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Buddy My Ultimate Chewing Dog
My dog chews through cars
And houses and ditches
My dog chews through underwear
Spitting out delicate stitches
My dog chews through anything moldy or kosher
My dog Buddy chews like the blades of a dozer
We love him no matter that he just ate the house
At least it got rid of the cat and a mouse...
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Categories:
kosher, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
A Tale of Two Weeps
'A Tale of Two Weeps'
~ 'Limerick-Style'* ~
Sarah Palin met Kamala Harris in a bar, said
I'm kinda wond'rin,' lady, just how you are
Kamala broke down
A tear fell in her beer
Replied, if I weren't holdin' back, this drink here would drown
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*'Limerick-Style' is to 'Limerick' as 'a ham sandwich is to a
kosher pickle.'...
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Categories:
kosher, celebrity, cry, drink, giggle,
Form:
Rhyme
Ab Salt Poetry Contest
Salt of the earth
Salt of the sea
Paid in salt
Salt without fries
Salt without pepper
Cubes
Grains
Packets
Kosher
Pink
Liver
Condiment
Old fish wife's tale cure
for cramp
Fast forward to today
Comes with a health warning
apparently bad for you
Salt is the greatest metaphor
for life
For salt is everywhere
Osmosis
8th March
For Anthony Biaanco
Salt Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
kosher, food,
Form:
Free verse
Pork Shoulder
sugar brown and onion powder
garlic, cumin make it louder
smoked paprika, kosher salt
pepper red, too hot? my fault
rub it down into the meat
overnight the flavors seep
throw it in the smoker early
fragrant wisps all white and curly
swirling round that butt for hours
magical transforming powers
gloriously crunchy, dark
the delicious outer bark
when it’s done, out slides the bone
time to eat! you’re on your own…...
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Categories:
kosher, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Kosher Wines
There are numerous kosher wines, and they are usually sweet.
Without them, a Passover seder meal cannot be complete.
Among the flavors of wines are blackberry.
Another popular kind is made with elderberry.
If you want a sweet red wine, choose cherry.
Sweet cream concord comes as both dark and white.
Anyone can make a selection that is right.
As long as any rabbi considers them kosher,
they can be served at any Passover seder.
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Categories:
kosher, drink, religious,
Form:
Rhyme
Someone Is Missing
Used to cook delicious kosher lamb chops
Played the piano - classical and pop
We all got to sing at times
Shot hoops into his seventies
The way people used to shoot them
I mean set shots
Listened to the Eddie Fischer song about his father the other day
Broke down in tears
But I must continue on
Our fate is to leave this blue earth
and face eternity
Someone is missing
who brought music to many
who lamented the Holocaust in his later years
Someone is missing...
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Categories:
kosher, death, father,
Form:
Free verse
A Walk On the Lower East Side
Past the bodegas
the House of Sages
Past the children playing
in the yard
Past the drugstore
chains
Past the basketball
hoops - - which remind
me
of a class at Brooklyn College
Past the ice cream trucks
and the kosher bakery
Past the supermarkets
Hearing people
discuss old politics
I head to my home
The Lower East Side
seeing my friends, avoiding my enemies
Looking for peace - as night falls
on Losaida - my home on the Lower East Side...
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Categories:
kosher, urban, home, home, drug,
Form:
Chant Royal