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Jeans Hanging Down Past Yer Bum

When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman Date: 12/21/2015 9:37:00 AM Saw a guy working at a restaurant and trying to take out the garbage. It was hilarious! His pants pulled down kept trying to drop to the ground... He was trying hard to hold them up... But He had to open the door and he had need of another hand to hold the garbage... Took him forever to take out the garbage...And like I said... It was truly hilarious to watch!.... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/21/2015 3:53:00 PM I'll NEVER understand!!!! LOL xoxox

Judy Konos Date: 12/20/2015 5:27:00 PM very clever Jack.....I enjoyed Login to Reply Judy Konos Date: 12/21/2015 8:25:00 AM Every generation has its quips! We had bubble gum, Elvis Presley with long sideburns strictly taboo...fender skirts with feelers (don't get Canadian excited) on our autos, pierced earrings also taboo...and today hanging pants, tattoos everywhere... Jack Ellison Date: 12/21/2015 8:17:00 AM What is it with these guys!!! What makes them think "butt cracks" are attractive???? LOL xoxox

Tim Smith Date: 12/20/2015 7:20:00 AM It is a sign of love in prison you know....so pull em up or there you'll go...Bubba will be glad...with you as his lad....so stop wear those pants low Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/21/2015 8:18:00 AM Methinks you could be right... they're ALL ex-inmates!!!