Orange Marmalade Jam

Orange marmalade jam
may be quite tasty on ham
   Yet I prefer gravy
   on roast leg of lamb



  Laugh out loud! I keep kosher.
  What do I know about ham?!
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Bush Avatar
February 7, 2020 at 5:46 PM
My mother used to pour Coke over the ham so the oven would crisp up the skin. A friend of mine eats his lamb with ketchup. Ugh! That's why I usually eat alone. Haha!
Bush Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 3:13 PM
It's a he. Hahaha! Good one, though.
Wolf Avatar
February 8, 2020 at 9:59 PM
Mmm. Lamb with ketchup. Friend must constantly be pregnant! LOL. ~ Gershon
Faulkner Avatar
February 6, 2020 at 1:23 PM
I actually prefer ham at Christmas to turkey (since that is our Thanksgiving meal) - never tried it with marmalade though, interesting...
Wolf Avatar
February 6, 2020 at 6:52 PM
I'd serve it to the dog (Marmaduke) first and scope it out... You never know what may happen! :) Gershon
Krutsinger Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 5:14 PM
I love marmalade; the fact you know nothing about ham is fine with me. I am not fond of it at all but marmalade. I am running to the frig right now to see if I have any.
Wolf Avatar
February 6, 2020 at 1:44 PM
Odd how a big ham like me knows zero about ham, isn't it?! Smiles, Gershon
Foster Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 4:40 PM
haha... but I too love a marmalade... honey on chicken.. that works... well written... lots of fun imagery... and silliness. Love it... Ann
Wolf Avatar
February 6, 2020 at 1:46 PM
Just call me Silly Willy! ~ After S.W. Shakespeare, of course... Smiles, Ann! :)
Kiser Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 12:15 PM
"Orange Marmalade Jam on ham". Actually that might be pretty tasty. As I recall from childhood, my Mom used to coat our holiday ham with some sort of marmalade and pineapple. Still, I gave up meat eating a long time ago; can't go back. Enjoyed.
Wolf Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 1:21 PM
Ah, a vegetarian! Then you should go for marmalade on yam(s), i/o ham! Sound like it's worth a try---if someone else goes first! LOL. Thanks, M.L. :) gw
Allison Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 10:48 AM
Fabulous fun rhyme and I'm with you on the lamb as l9ng as I can have mint sauce. when I was a nanny they always used to ask if I'd had 'piggy' when I went home on my 1 weekend a month !... well of course i did I could hardly ask them for a bacon sandwich!:-) hugs Jan xx
Wolf Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 1:12 PM
Ha, ha: That family had to settle for reading 'The Three Pigs,' very popular in Israel---at least it used to be. LOL. Thanks, Jan! Warm wishes, Gershon
Proxenos Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 9:37 AM
If I had to choose I would go for the gravy but jam and marmalade and apple sauce are also great. I love Ham! Blessings, Jennifer.
Wolf Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 1:10 PM
Even with green eggs? Do you love green eggs and ham?! LOL. ~ Sam-I-am
Goldsmith Avatar
February 4, 2020 at 10:31 AM
So, so Cute. Orange marmalade jam on toast or on oatmeal is good. Enjoy your breakfast with your jam.......
Wolf Avatar
February 4, 2020 at 3:13 PM
Thank you so much, Paula! Cheers, Gershon
Cunningham Avatar
February 4, 2020 at 9:51 AM
My wife is the marmalade one without the worms as she puts it. Me, I'm a marmite freak, can't get enough of the stuff Enjoy your lamb. Tom
Allison Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 10:45 AM
My aunt calls marmalade 'jam with nails in it's I prefer it without too much shred, I too adore marmite as does my son but hubby detects it:-) hugs Jan xx
Wolf Avatar
February 4, 2020 at 3:13 PM
Green eggs and lamb, as the Doctor ordered. LOL. Thanks, Tom. ~ Gershon
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 4, 2020 at 3:50 AM
It rhymes....lol. My husband uses java jelly when cooking the ham. xxoo
Wolf Avatar
February 4, 2020 at 3:13 PM
Lava jelly... leaves me speechless. ~ Been to Vesuvius and not returning soon! Thanks, Gershon
Gauthier Avatar
February 3, 2020 at 10:31 PM
LOL - you can always spread your jam on toast, Gershon.
Wolf Avatar
February 4, 2020 at 3:03 PM
Oh, spreading jam on toast would be so easy and make so much common sense, Line! ~ Thomas Payne-less (He wrote 'Common Sense')
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