Short Jack And Jill Poems

Jack and Jill
took the hill
and innocence
and innocents 
came tumbling 
down...

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Jack and Jill,
went up the hill, 
with a chemist bill,
saw a windmill, 
fall down with an amazing drill....

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JACK AND JILL.
OH, LA, LA
JACK AND JANE
OH, LA, LA
JACK AND JOHN
OH! MY GOD

              CHRIS NWIGWE...

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When Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each one had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
I thought they went for water...

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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And there she broke her water

She laid down
Upon the ground
And bore them both a daughter...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Social distancing was forgotten,
Jill came down with Covid 19,
We wish they had been smarter!...

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1. Jill and Jack

Some folks dream of a Jack
Others long for a Jill
Though at times we’re thrown back
God plan’s Love for us still!...

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Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!...

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You know about Jack and Jill
when they went up the hill
not for water but as lovers
Jack with half mast trousers
holding Jill fell down the hill...

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It happened once upon a time
A hill Jack and Jill did once climb
And what happened up there
Was just left in the air
But what followed was surely a crime...

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When Jill fell down on Jack's weenie
She remarked that it was so teeny
Jack thought she meant "perky"
Not dried-up old jerky
But Jack had this magic beanie .......

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Once there was a handsome guy called Jack,
wedded a beauty named Jill, dressed in sack.
they went up the hill
to have a night of hell.
Bloody this Jack and Jill song rhymes fake!...

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Jack and Jill recovered after their spill,
weaning themselves off of all the pain pills,
both out of work,
hired at Jumpjerks,
becoming first nursery rhyme stunt people.




11-20-16...

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Jill decided she'd live a life of crime
Profitable way to spend all her time --
  Gang boss said, "Learn to Carjack
  And we'll always have your back --
In Chicago we'll set you up full-time"...

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Jack and jill went up a hill to meet bill in the dark at the park and heard the hogs and 
dogs go bark at jack bice who is the nice rice guy who loves to cry over pie in the sky 
while he is about to die...

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An old gal known to us all as Jill
Who lived in an old house on a hill
Going out for a stroll
Ended up in a roll
With jack at the bottom of the still



Written:  June 2nd, 2014

For Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy Contest...

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Jack and Jill were in the barn one day,

when Jack spoke of a game to play.

But, when the door was shut,

something poked Jill in the butt.

It seems she found a needle in the hay.



For the "Needle in the hay" contest...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill and there was my friend SO
Totally unclothed and smiling from his rear to his toes
He started to dance
As if in a trance
Wailing, “I've got my love to keep me warm down below!”...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke foreign dialects...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect...

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India we do not see snow
Uff! to much heat you know
I want to have a snowball fight
Build a snowman with delight
Snowboards fast down the hill
Fall down like jack and jill
But in Calcutta there is lot of heat
no snow here very sad fete...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
we tell our kids this story all day long
but Jill was bitter and she was savvy
and she went to her lawyer with a sad song.
The lawyer filed in the court
and Jack got the report
That Jill was after his crown.
...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

When they came down, Jill magically became a Jack.

Now they could not reproduce a great son nor a daughter!




                                    6/15/2023


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Jack and Jill 
went up the hill
and each of them had a quarter,
but Jill came down with 50 cents.
I don't think they went up there for water.
*
I didn't author the above poem at all.
I saw it posted on a restroom stall...
..but then again,
I'm the one who posted it there after all....

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