Short Intercourse Poems

Cherries


I love Cherries.
Red White and Sweet.
The Cherry of a virgin who’s never had sexual Intercourse....

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Brrring!
Hello!.. Oh, hi
dear...fine.. You?... that's good to
hear...dinner?..where? Perkin's is fine.
Bye Love....

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sautéed encounter
across my sizzling steak
our intercourse flared
ignited our excitement
shared seared passions smoke...

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His fur was soft and clean
 as he ran
 it was like a dream
 when he tripped and fell
 staight into hell
 then he started to scream...

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Our priest will preach until he's hoarse
About the sin of intercourse
From what we've heard tell
He knows it quite well
By habit, he re-checks each source...

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love is the source of intercourse,
between some mayhap, half relations,
word of mouth does perchance force,
wells break of direst fine stagnation:)
Don Johnson...

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There's a town in PA called Intercourse
Not difficult to guess it's most popular sport
Must be quite renowned
The name your town
It's nickname should be “Night Court”...

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I write 'em in a car, on the back of a horse
I write 'em while sitting on the throne of course
One place I won't
While crossing a moat
And most definitely not while having intercourse...

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We should all be thankful as a nation
For the phenomenon called “gravitational causation”
A strange unknown force
Pushing down during intercourse
Causing an increase in the birthrate in some locations...

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What swims and starts with the letter “T”... two ducks of course
Thought that was easy but apparently it was difficult intercourse
Didn't mean to cause tension
At sex, the mere mention
Did you misconstrue the meaning of THAT word I endorsed...

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subtle depth of sadness speak of  tides,
within the water true an tried,
thoughts splatter like tomato sauce
Dolphin’s stagger off to hide,
love will return of course.
Love cannot be denied,
Love’s subtle intercourse,
Rewired…
.....Don Johnson...

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Unisex sex protection in
Using condoms rubber 
Latex covering the penis
During sexual intercourse
Preventing to catch a sexually
Transmitted disease branding
Names of use trojan,lifestyles,
Magnums,ect a water proof
Holding in ejaculated semen
Condoms....

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Into the blue run me and you.
Naked as seals in the moonlight.

Our first intercourse happened that night.
Into the blue after dancing with you.

On our wedding day, into the blue.
After the sermon, me and you.

Now alone I skinny dip.
Into the blue without you....

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Talented, calm and confidential
nimble, skilled and professional
She plugged it in.
So one could begin
one’s intercourse intentional

Folks found in her service delight
She was available daytime or night
always on call
handled them all
the telephone operator polite...

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Love 
Love IS a female praying mantis 
it makes love intercourse to you
 in the garden 
Stalkingly crawling 
step by step 
Then she turns around after 
Thier  done and now she kills you ..
SHE EATS YOU
THIS, THIS IS 
LOVE?



2/18/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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The gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an old codger.

No need of Viagra in force
as Roger's ancestors were Norse
(and vikings were known
for getting a bone) -
his resume says, 'Intercourse.'...

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There is an orgy of fruit above our heads
Delectable sweetness falls unto our beds
We shall devour the sweetness so ripe and pure
Tantalizing encounters,
Angels so bright with amorous decor
Intercourse woven upon the forest floors,
Lustfully we be bedridden
Satisfying our wanton souls in the village of Sidon...

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02/03/12

Today at 5:00
In the morning,
Tina and Nelson
Had intercourse 
Behind closed doors, 
I saw 'em both
Through the key hole
As Tina stalled above Nelson
Like an elephant 
they've been free-lancing out
Along the razor's edge
They do not know
This road has a dead end  
Their reward?
I'm yet to decide
I bet it's huge
They'll be back here again
It's a revelry...

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Believe it or not these are actual
town names in the U.S.A. and Canada

BOOGER HOLE West Virginia
CROTCH LAKE Ontario
KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio
INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania
PEE PEE CREEK Ohio
SCRATCH ANKLE Alabama
CRAPAUD Prince Edward Island
TWO EGGS Florida
WHY NOT North Carolina
STINKY POO Alabama
SNAFU Alaska
ANUS Indiana
DDILDO Newfoundland...

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When spirits join in godly intercourse,
     love's so divine (and never like black bane)!
Invite another in like a Trojan horse,
     and the experience will cause them pain.

If couples can make love midst morning prayer
     before God without deadly sins or vice,
then angels will end their warfare in the air,
     whilst lovers learn to be more bold than mice.

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Pugnacious crystals deflect penetrating light
Eyelashes dance along cheekbones come night.
Dirt-faced dignities transfix as delusions
Desolve dainty dandelions with nuclear fusion.

Sweat gathers in sleeping crevices along slacken skin
When deserved disillusionment wields unlikely fins
So set for disharmonization and discourse
Towards the mist of bogs and perverse intercourse....

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You sprinkle yourself inside me
With every phone call
With every intercourse of feeling
With every giggle you pull from me.
You make me love myself,
Because I see myself in you.
If you don't desire me,
If I never make your hands shake,
When I'm close,
Really close....
Then it's time now
To step back
And save my heart
Like a hero.

I'll let you sleep on it.

©2012 Ruby Honeytip...

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Time is not lazy mind
Life is not gentle shrine

Reluctant not I'm to you
Need all behind to review

Day to night jobs of hand
Make alone in life's band

On the bed of roses, attraction loses
Entire night in the thorny wall poses

What the sunny intercourse teaches this sweet harmony
Learned- if busy life gives nothing leave it permanently 


© Mahtab Bangalee
Chattogram
16/09/2021...

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The very first time I got in the mood 
and had a intercourse with my pen,
nine blank verses came to pass 
before my thoughts spoken, 
and I bear witness to the birth of
deep poetry verses back then.
 
I fathered these verses as they creep 
until they mature to stanza then walk. 
shortly after the silence of my writing
pad fill with potent word picture art.
Art that entertain the reader and
stitch the fabrics of many torn heart....

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The Assassin’s Love Affair

Neck thin, veined, soft
Curved sexually past the breast
The waistline lures handling
With sure fingers
Quietly the blade pinches her collar against her
Shoulder bone
Above the heart
The sweaty haired arm with its tattooed muscles
Flexed
Relaxed
The bread is cut
The wine pours thick into the crystal
Eye
Of a panting, toothless mouth
The intercourse
The razor sharp condom
The quiet lover
The cigarette....

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