Short Hostess Poems

Ultimate purpose
Of a woman is to be
Good mom, good hostess....

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boorish guest refused
only request of hostess
to please wear a mask...

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No creamy Twinkies
Hostess is not the mostess
I grabbed a Ding Dong...

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Sunflowers, Van Gogh grows, on his canvas —
      proud sunny Hostess Sno Balls;
   half harried in unrest.

5/5/2021...

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Charades is a game where one guesses
The favourite things that she blesses
A flower to see?
Simply pee on knee
And the hostess cleans up the messes?...

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Succulent lamb chops, so thick,
Small and fantastic.
So tender, little hostess!
Perfect Brussels sprouts,
Pickled red cabbage,
Whipped cream and-
Fruit!...

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She was known as Amelia Airho
          Air hostess premier on the go
Many men she took to bed
And not one of them she wed
She had a lot of fun, don’t you know...

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air hostess—
her eyeliner's tail pointing
towards the sky



-kash poet(Kashinath Karmakar)



http://www.dailyhaiku.org/haiku/2015-january-25...

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"Paula!  You shouldn't be doing that!"
Is never too late
When a stubborn minded life
is at stake



Poetic Epitaph contest
Hostess: Andrea Dietrich...

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Mrs. Sara Kendrick
Despises vegetables mixed by forks
She has the title poetess
The mostess and gracious hostess!


Mom I was just being humorous!! You know I love you!...

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Take me back to an innocent day
  when hula hoops and roller skates held sway

Pop-tarts, Hostess cupcakes, snowballs and twinkies
  girls played with dolls, and boys with slinkies...

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When Christmas party is foiled by flu
What then, does a harried hostess do?
She goes to the phone
Says, “We must poshtpone.
We’ll reschedule when the dyear is dew”.




(the year is new)...

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GEISHA

Genteel girls trained to charm
Gentlemen with their wit,
Graceful dancing and song.
Garbed in silk kimonos,
Garnished with exquisite
Gems and embroidery - 
Gracious teahouse hostess.

10/25/16...

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chaos
guilty conscience
count to ten and calm down
compose yourself, collect your thoughts  
confess

February 4, 2023

Hostess: Constance La France
Contest:  Writing Challenge - C words

a cinquain:2,4,6,8,2 syllables, alliteration...

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Father, Son
Holy Ghost
Triune God

Creator
Redeemer
Paraclete

Three persons
One essence
Unity


January 28, 2023

this is a Tricube  3x3x3, a form credited to American poet Phillip Larrea
Contest:  Tricube
Hostess: Sara Kendrick...

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Dried Poultry

Turkey 
Jerky

Moldy Hostess Treat

Stinky
Twinkie

Ritz Lover

Cracker
Snacker

When Fruits Dance

Mango
Tango

Gerber's Strained Peas

Easy
Peas y

April 2, 2022 for A Brian Strand Standard Poetry Contest...

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Her elegant art nouveau staircase was designed by Ede Magyar
We had never seen such a beautiful fixture in the town of McLar
We ran over right away to take pictures and ooh and awe over it.
Some hillbillies brought in mud, and the hostess had a huge fit....

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Our
Hostess
Committee,
comprised mostly
of women, makes sure
the kitchen is stocked with
supplies, arranges and serves
meals for major church events and 
bereaved families. Last, we clean up.
We serve cheerfully, for we feel honored.
...

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Snickers, Snickers
  Milky Way
Butterfingers
  Frito-Lay

Hostess Cupcakes
  Almond Joy
Hershey Kisses
  O, Boy!

Tootsie Rolls
  Twinkies too
Pizza, French Fries
  I love you

We're sucking on
  our lollipops
on our way 
  to the Ice Cream Shoppe...

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Chutes and Ladders, Monopoly
   Candyland and Bingo
       One-two-three!

Risk and Careers and
   How about Charades?
Scrabble and Password
   Venerable Word Parades!

The youthful pursuits of
   An Innocent Age 
Eating Hostess Twinkies
   And drinking Kool-Aid!...

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He had admired the sunflowers on his way in.
Most were vibrant, these were over the top glowing.
After dinner he was astounded when his hostess cut into them.
He almost stopped her, before realizing they were not real.
This was a cake? He had never in his life seen anything like it....

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Back home from the hospital, grandpapa
spreads his arms wide.
The best meds
are free -
hugs.
Love
needs no
prescription
to be fulfilled.
It's a bless-ed thanksgiving homecoming.

November 23, 2020

photo # 3
contest:  Double Tetractys 6
hostess:  Eve Roper...

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Rabbits create quickly
fruitful procreation

spurring tender feelings
domestication shared.

I connect with one for 
just this dawn, she has birthed 

four babies, smack dab in 
the middle of my lawn.

March 20, 2020

hostess: Dear Heart
contest:  Alexandrines Modified Poetry...

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Carolyn Devonshire
Sunny day golden locks
Friends till the end or in hock
Cheery jewels and holly socks

Entertain us with your verse
Until they take us away in a hearse

Poetess the mostest and a lovely hostess
Holiday with a snowflake princess

Thank you for my lovely cheering wishes
Surprised me into a better day!!...

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Yo-yo's and hula hoops
  We all ate our Campbell Soup

Down our stairs went Mr. Slinky
  For dessert, Hostess Twinkies

Lucky guys rode ten-speed racers
  Drank Seven-up with Kool-Aid Chasers

After school, the Mickey Mouse Club
  With TV dinners for our grub 

The '50's seem so innocent now
  Can we get them back somehow?...

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