Short Handy Poems
Short Handy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Handy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Handy by length and keyword.
Caleb, Caleb cutie cream pie
Couldn't keep one candy handy
Sweet tooth times a thirty pearlies
Became loose-y goosey gummy
Be not afraid,
To look up
At the stars,
Tonight
God’s handy work
Fear not,
In the
Hands of God
Stars, we sparkle bright
his name is plain
we call him bill
he never sit still
he always poping pills
he drinks out of a can
he is the
HANDY MAN
There was a bearded Irish man
who had the very largest hand
whose fingers plunged
when my hips lunged
all his digits at my command.
My pen is handy.
Comes in many colors,
like black, blue and red.
But soon is out of ink,
but you can buy another.
So happy once more.
Dilly Pippin was a crackerjack
Landed on his feet, never his front or back
Humdinger of a guy, super handy
A lollapalooza, a true Jim-Dandy
"How hard can it be?" she may ask
Before she warms up to the task
"It isn't a toy,"
Sighs the patient boy,
"Think of it as an handy flask!"
Mr Elisha Oitis
Would be of little notice
Were he not the clever creator
Of the handy elevator.
For John Freeman's Giggle contest.
The festivities
The nauseous time of year
When booze is handy
Sentimentality
Silly hats doesn`t touch me
Safe inside a fog of disbelief
Form:
As sweet and fluffy as cotton candy
Is my love who is so handy
With his repair kit to fix things dandy
It's so nice to have man about___eyecandy
He thought that it was handy
Locking lips with whom he thought was Brandy
He unzipped his fly
To get a quick high
Got candy, from a guy name Randy
Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for a sip from the keg
Of the rum or the brandy
That dangles so handy
His lips near the tips of the peg
Our son"s name is Andy
He has a friend named Randy
Other people call him Handy Andy
Because he gets things done
He works alone
Getting his job done.
There once was a girl named Sandy
Whose auburn hair was doubly-dandy:
She got gigs of gazes,
A plethora of praises;
Hey, her hair hue was hyper-handy!
Long ago in Booville lived a Doo
Doo had a friend named Rue-Foo
Rue-Foo was obsessed with candy
But he was never handy
Then Rue-Foo found a mooing Phu-boo
I know a translator named Randy,
whose skill with dialects is dandy.
But I have the advantage
of knowing sign language,
and it really is quite handy.
JAN
I know a sweet lady named Jan
She helps others whenever she can
She's sweet like sugar candy
And her advice is so handy
Her husband is a fortunate man
Handy Andy, fine figured and dandy
Asked his mother for a piece of candy
She gave him some gum
But she came undone
When he chomped it like their milk cow Mandy
Handy Andy, such a dandy;
Left his lunch bag in the pantry.
Ended up at a drive thru;
Where Chef Lou had the flu;
Sick Andy’s no so handy.
There once was a skipper called Handy
With his girl crew became very randy.
In his strategic place,
One kick see his face,
He now sings soprano, just like Mandy.
hoodie
boodle
ate bars
in cars
candy
handy
Mandy
Sandy
miss took
did look
fountains
mountain
04/10/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©
I smart search a slew of secret spaces,
Internally inspect private places.
My handy half -
My gaudy glove -
Hides hushedly on a daily basis.
March 18, 2022
I am AI
I think I can
I can AI
It's sealed within me
I will AI
Only when
The cupboard is bare
And the can opener is handy
My AI is canned,
as primordial soup
Campbell's.
Her teacher is yapping again.
She resents it, it takes away from her nap time.
Do you sleep with your eyes open? Her girlfriends ask.
Must, she replies. It comes in handy in class.
The king of New York known as Andy,
the media once thought he was dandy.
He fell in a slump,
blamed it on Trump.
Seems that excuse comes in quite handy.
2/28/21