The Handy Man

There was a bearded Irish man
who had the very largest hand
whose fingers plunged
when my hips lunged 
all his digits at my command.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 4/24/2014 9:24:00 AM
Well, I got a kick outta this one...;) Bawdy like a good limerick should be...haha
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Date: 4/18/2014 10:54:00 PM
soupmail.but quickly
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Date: 4/6/2014 5:41:00 PM
Wow Debbie, This is some poem and some handy man. You go girl. Have a great day... Lucilla
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Date: 4/6/2014 5:29:00 AM
ooh how cheeky! loved this Debbie. I have read Eileen's limerick too tee hee hee - love it when you get inspiration from seeing another work. You may enjoy my collaboration with Darren Watson Called our first meeting on the Isle of Man (blushes) hugs Jan
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Date: 4/5/2014 12:13:00 PM
Oooh, sexual overtones, but very funny as well. Well done, Deb! Love you, Carolyn
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Date: 4/2/2014 5:39:00 PM
Well, it's not the largest poem ever so that proves size isn't everything lol, Norty but nice Debbie. Take care, Richard
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 4/2/2014 8:18:00 PM
you are funnier than my limerick!
Date: 4/2/2014 1:59:00 PM
Hey you'll ;) I've had a full life! LOL also Soup won't let us use the word we need here so hand is a euphemism :)
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Date: 4/2/2014 12:15:00 PM
DEBBIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! OH ME OH MY!!! :) Well, I'll be! That is one SIZZLING limerick....ME LOVES IT! :) You naughty one you. I must say...didn't think you had it IN you! Oooopssss...HA HA HA HA! Oh dear...I'll shut up! Love ya!
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Date: 4/2/2014 12:00:00 PM
Hot one Debbie. If I were a bit more innocent I might be inclined to blush.
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Date: 4/2/2014 5:31:00 AM
Who's at who's command?
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Date: 4/1/2014 12:59:00 PM
- Love this one, Debbie !!! :))))) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/1/2014 12:04:00 PM
You are naughty, Debbie :) I like it. Too funny!
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Date: 4/1/2014 11:15:00 AM
Lovely & witty...he must be quite a 'handyman' to have around :) // paul
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