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The Handy Man

There was a bearded Irish man
who had the very largest hand
whose fingers plunged
when my hips lunged 
all his digits at my command.

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Painted Hunter

April 24, 2014 at 9:24 AM

Well, I got a kick outta this one...;) Bawdy like a good limerick should be...haha

Andrea Dietrich

April 18, 2014 at 10:54 PM

soupmail.but quickly

Lucilla Carrillo

April 6, 2014 at 5:41 PM

Wow Debbie, This is some poem and some handy man. You go girl. Have a great day... Lucilla

Jan Allison

April 6, 2014 at 5:29 AM

ooh how cheeky! loved this Debbie. I have read Eileen's limerick too tee hee hee - love it when you get inspiration from seeing another work. You may enjoy my collaboration with Darren Watson Called our first meeting on the Isle of Man (blushes) hugs Jan

Carolyn Devonshire

April 5, 2014 at 12:13 PM

Oooh, sexual overtones, but very funny as well. Well done, Deb! Love you, Carolyn

Richard D Seal

April 2, 2014 at 5:39 PM

Well, it's not the largest poem ever so that proves size isn't everything lol, Norty but nice Debbie. Take care, Richard

Debbie Guzzi

April 2, 2014 at 8:18 PM

you are funnier than my limerick!

Debbie Guzzi

April 2, 2014 at 1:59 PM

Hey you'll ;) I've had a full life! LOL also Soup won't let us use the word we need here so hand is a euphemism :)

Eileen Manassian

April 2, 2014 at 12:15 PM

DEBBIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! OH ME OH MY!!! :) Well, I'll be! That is one SIZZLING limerick....ME LOVES IT! :) You naughty one you. I must say...didn't think you had it IN you! Oooopssss...HA HA HA HA! Oh dear...I'll shut up! Love ya!