Need Me Deb's Handy Man

Please lend me your handy man
Let’s share HIM! Now that’s a plan
I too need some FUN
So be a dear, hon
And send me that Irish man

I won’t keep him very long
Oh, dear, now that would be wrong
I’ll send him to you
When my OOOOOOssss are through
For to you he does belong!!!!

EMG

OH I'm NAUGHTY! Please read Debbie Guzzi's Limerick ...The Handy Man! Deb...don't KILL ME!

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Date: 4/6/2014 5:55:00 PM
Come on lady, it's him or me , make your mind up lol. You are a constant surprise. Take care, Richard
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/7/2014 4:10:00 AM
Hmmmmmm....IRISH...BRITISH....IRISH...BRITISH.......HMMMMMM. What will I do???? Typical male ego with ultimatums, Mr Seal. I would have thought that perhaps you would extol your virtues instead of using THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME! HA HA! I will have to think about it and let you know! ;) Yes, I love surprises.
Date: 4/6/2014 5:37:00 PM
Good poem, I've heard a lot about those handy men. U bad girl. I will check out Debbie's Handy Man... Blessings.... Lucilla
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/7/2014 4:06:00 AM
Lucilla...I was only being a tease. Lucilla...Love you!!! Thanks for visiting and posting. You are in my heart.
Date: 4/6/2014 5:19:00 AM
lol Eileen loved this :-) Hugs Jan x
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/7/2014 4:07:00 AM
Thanks, Jan! I'm a silly girl! I wanted to tease Debbie!!! Thanks for visiting.. :)
Date: 4/4/2014 12:12:00 PM
I can not send him to you, you see/for a young broad took him from me!/but soon she will find/he's the wandering kind/ not worth the occasional whoopee! XXXOO Light & Love
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/4/2014 3:07:00 PM
OH Debbie....You are a sweetie pie! :) If he is the wandering kind...then let him wander away! ;) I just had to write something silly cause I was so impressed by your limerick..the way you wrote it...WOW! ;) It's just I always think of you tackling lofty writes..this was just so adorably cute and "out of character" I thought. I WAS WRONG! HUGS...
Date: 4/3/2014 1:21:00 PM
Loved this one Eileen, especially after I had already read Debbie's poem!! Witty way to be slightly naughty :) // paul
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/3/2014 2:02:00 PM
:) Yes...she had me going with that one. I was so...tickled! Thank you for dropping by with this lovely post. I'm grateful!
Date: 4/3/2014 11:12:00 AM
Naughty but sweetie's expression. Beautifully expressed. Loved always, my lovely friend, bl
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/3/2014 11:19:00 AM
HI, BL...You should check Deb's limerick. This one will make MUCH more sense. Thanks for stopping by! Hugs
Date: 4/2/2014 7:25:00 PM
hmmm... I see. Good poem Eileen (7)
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/3/2014 11:19:00 AM
JT....thanks for being here to read and post. I'm just being silly, don't worry about me! Thanks for liking the poem. Means a lot to me.
Date: 4/2/2014 5:36:00 PM
It was pretty steamy. *lol*
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 4/2/2014 6:47:00 PM
Oh....it sure was. I just wad laughing so hard!! Hubby heard me all the way from the other room and asked to know what had me going. BTW....I have a blog posted. If you have the time..... :-D
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