Eileen Manassian Poet Limerick

Need Me Deb's Handy Man

Please lend me your handy man
Let’s share HIM! Now that’s a plan
I too need some FUN
So be a dear, hon
And send me that Irish man

I won’t keep him very long
Oh, dear, now that would be wrong
I’ll send him to you
When my OOOOOOssss are through
For to you he does belong!!!!

EMG

OH I'm NAUGHTY! Please read Debbie Guzzi's Limerick ...The Handy Man! Deb...don't KILL ME!

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Richard D Seal April 6, 2014 at 5:55 PM Come on lady, it's him or me , make your mind up lol. You are a constant surprise. Take care, Richard Eileen Manassian April 7, 2014 at 4:10 AM Hmmmmmm....IRISH...BRITISH....IRISH...BRITISH.......HMMMMMM. What will I do???? Typical male ego with ultimatums, Mr Seal. I would have thought that perhaps you would extol your virtues instead of using THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME! HA HA! I will have to think about it and let you know! ;) Yes, I love surprises.

Lucilla Carrillo April 6, 2014 at 5:37 PM Good poem, I've heard a lot about those handy men. U bad girl. I will check out Debbie's Handy Man... Blessings.... Lucilla Eileen Manassian April 7, 2014 at 4:06 AM Lucilla...I was only being a tease. Lucilla...Love you!!! Thanks for visiting and posting. You are in my heart.

Jan Allison April 6, 2014 at 5:19 AM lol Eileen loved this :-) Hugs Jan x Eileen Manassian April 7, 2014 at 4:07 AM Thanks, Jan! I'm a silly girl! I wanted to tease Debbie!!! Thanks for visiting.. :)

Debbie Guzzi April 4, 2014 at 12:12 PM I can not send him to you, you see/for a young broad took him from me!/but soon she will find/he's the wandering kind/ not worth the occasional whoopee! XXXOO Light & Love Eileen Manassian April 4, 2014 at 3:07 PM OH Debbie....You are a sweetie pie! :) If he is the wandering kind...then let him wander away! ;) I just had to write something silly cause I was so impressed by your limerick..the way you wrote it...WOW! ;) It's just I always think of you tackling lofty writes..this was just so adorably cute and "out of character" I thought. I WAS WRONG! HUGS...

Paul Callus April 3, 2014 at 1:21 PM Loved this one Eileen, especially after I had already read Debbie's poem!! Witty way to be slightly naughty :) // paul Eileen Manassian April 3, 2014 at 2:02 PM :) Yes...she had me going with that one. I was so...tickled! Thank you for dropping by with this lovely post. I'm grateful!

Bl Devnath April 3, 2014 at 11:12 AM Naughty but sweetie's expression. Beautifully expressed. Loved always, my lovely friend, bl Eileen Manassian April 3, 2014 at 11:19 AM HI, BL...You should check Deb's limerick. This one will make MUCH more sense. Thanks for stopping by! Hugs

Honestly J.T. April 2, 2014 at 7:25 PM hmmm... I see. Good poem Eileen (7) Eileen Manassian April 3, 2014 at 11:19 AM JT....thanks for being here to read and post. I'm just being silly, don't worry about me! Thanks for liking the poem. Means a lot to me.

Richard Lamoureux April 2, 2014 at 5:36 PM It was pretty steamy. *lol* Eileen Manassian April 2, 2014 at 6:47 PM Oh....it sure was. I just wad laughing so hard!! Hubby heard me all the way from the other room and asked to know what had me going. BTW....I have a blog posted. If you have the time..... :-D