David Kavanagh Poet Limerick

Keep It Handy: Pg 13

There was a beautiful girl called Mandy 
Barman Andy loved mixing her Shandy 
He did strange cocktails 
Topped with frothy ales 
She blew off his foam, to sip the Brandy


A Funny Limerick - Make me Laugh Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
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11/06/22

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Susan Ashley November 30, 2022 at 11:29 AM Haha! A fun and fantastic limerick, David. And a clever title too! Congratulations for your wonderful win in Tania's contest. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan David Kavanagh December 1, 2022 at 2:21 AM Like all good clean Limericks Susan, no innuendo whatsoever hmmm! I’ll leave that for the readers imagination, lol, cheers David

Terry Miller November 12, 2022 at 12:28 AM Hey, very funny, congratulations! David Kavanagh November 12, 2022 at 1:09 AM Thanks Terry, innuendo abounds, cheers David

Tania Kitchin November 11, 2022 at 3:17 PM David, funny one, congratulations on your winning placement! David Kavanagh November 12, 2022 at 1:08 AM Heya Tania, I enjoyed writing this one for the contest and am delighted with your placement, cheers David

Terry Flood November 11, 2022 at 3:15 PM Back with my congrats on your win, David. Nice one! David Kavanagh November 12, 2022 at 1:04 AM Thanks Terry, you encourage me to write more of them, cheers David

Terry Flood November 7, 2022 at 11:46 AM I do love a nice clean Limerick, totally devoid of innuendo. D’ya know any? Ha ha, love it. Terry David Kavanagh November 7, 2022 at 12:01 PM I haven’t a clue what you’re talking about Terry lol, there really are some distasteful ones knocking around, but not mine, I always stick to the strict guidelines, let your mind run free! Cheers David

I Am Anaya November 7, 2022 at 8:20 AM Keep it foamy! A good beer pour should include one-half to an inch of foam. This not only looks good but can add a subtle creaminess. ~former mixologist. Lol, BOL! I Am Anaya November 11, 2022 at 1:37 PM Congratulations on your win! David Kavanagh November 8, 2022 at 8:50 AM Sounds quite a hummer for the summer Anaya, I shall copy and paste it into my notes, I’m sure it will go down very smooth at an evening BBQ, cheers for that! I Am Anaya November 7, 2022 at 6:06 PM Heard of "The Hummer" ice cream drink, cocktail. 3-5 ice cubes 1½ ounces of light rum Bacardi 1½ ounces Kahlúa coffee-2 scoops vanilla ice cream half-and-half with a few drops of vanilla! Walla David Kavanagh November 7, 2022 at 10:46 AM A mixologist Sounds good to me Anaya, never skimp on the main ingredients either, methinks this Andy guy in my poem is a dodgy character, maybe Mandy seen him sprinkle some Voodoo dust on the foam! all sorts of connotations go on in Limerick land, cheers David

Valsa George November 6, 2022 at 3:47 AM Who needs foam.....! She was keen on enjoying something that will give her a real kick.... ! Lovely limerick, David ! David Kavanagh November 6, 2022 at 3:53 AM Hell yeah! and I wouldn’t trust that Andy guy either Valsa, cheers David

Beryl Edmonds November 5, 2022 at 7:53 PM Who wouldn’t blow off the foam to sip the Brandy. A very amusing Limerick David. All the best… Belle David Kavanagh November 6, 2022 at 1:09 AM Heya Belle, who wouldn’t indeed, this one is on a PG restrainer, and quite rightly so, cheers David

Robert Gorelick November 5, 2022 at 7:32 PM Sounds like one dandy shandy brandy from Andy! BOL, Robert David Kavanagh November 6, 2022 at 1:03 AM Cheers Robert, you have no idea how much I struggled to keep this one at PG13, or perhaps you have, cheers David