Handy Hints Part1-4

If your second name is file
don't call your son Peter

If horse whispers spoke louder
would the horses not be trained sooner

Save pounds in batteries by only
putting them in the clock when you want to know the time

Make a trip to the zoo more exciting
by dressing as a zookeeper
carrying a gun
and ask people if the have seen a lion
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