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From Snicker To Liquor

Rollo Rigby was a lover of candy he kept a big supply ever handy. But he became so obese he waddled like geese. He quit candy but is hooked on brandy (making his life fine and dandy).

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/4/2020 12:12:00 AM

G'day Paul … being hooked on anything has its drawbacks I guess, so either brandy and candy are in this club - thank you Paul - Lindsay

Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/5/2020 10:51:00 PM

I am in your debt, Lindsay. Your supportive comments mean a lot to me. I treasure our friendship. Thank you, thank you. Hugs, Paul

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/17/2020 8:36:00 AM

Ha ha, this is cute. Now if only he would share his Brandy with Mandy, they could name their first child Randy. However if it’s a girl they could name her Candy.

Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/5/2020 10:58:00 PM

Thank you, Richard. It is certifiably true: With words you are supremely handy which is more than simply dandy. Blessings, Paul

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/15/2020 9:09:00 AM

I have to admit I am starting to feel like this waddler myself. Thanks for encouraging me to look in the mirror now while I waddle.

Paul Schneiter
Date: 3/20/2020 11:18:00 PM

Thank you, Caren. Better to waddle than to stagger--right? Hugs, Paul

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 3/8/2020 8:30:00 AM

It’s the sugar in both. This was funny and creative Paul. Have a great week! xxoo

Paul Schneiter
Date: 3/9/2020 7:54:00 AM

Thank you, Connie. If Rollo lived where you do, he would probably be addicted to pineapple juice--an excellent choice. Hugs, Paul

Brandy Nicole

Date: 3/4/2020 10:55:00 PM

Paul, I couldn't help but smile when I read these words from your talented pen. :) This is cute, clever and creative. I am still near, my dear friend. I miss being at Starlite, seeing your words there. I hope all is well in your world. ~ Brandy

Paul Schneiter
Date: 3/4/2020 11:20:00 PM

Ah, Brandy, reading your words . . . reliving the memories . . . seeing a new photo of you . . . receiving your ever-sweet compliments: there couldn't be a more wonderful way to end a day, Thank you, Sweetie/love and hugs.