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Short Give A Hoot Poems

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Inscrutable
The wise old owl
doesn't give a hoot
about the little mouse
he's all concentration
on dinner calling....

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Categories: give a hoot, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Unimpressed Owl
Regally stationed on a branch
The wide eyed owl stared acute
His capable vision saw it all
But still he did not give a hoot!
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Categories: give a hoot, angst, bird, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Were Wise Old Owl
Were Wise Old Owl

What if I were a wise old owl?
And on face you could find a scowl
Never would give a hoot
At who I had to boot
Then give them a crying towel.

Jim Horn
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Categories: give a hoot, humorous,
Form: Limerick
I Don't Give A Hoot
<                             beneath swollen moon
                               silhouttes conjoinment dance
                               hooting escalates  







Entry For
Sensuous Senryus...

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Categories: give a hoot, adventure, fantasy, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, imagination, inspirational,
Form: Senryu
President Probing A Prostitute
President Probing A Prostitute

About America  should always give a hoot;
President Trump is with another Prostitute;
Having fun,
Until done;
To pay, from us, he likes gathering in loot.

Jim Horn

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Categories: give a hoot, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Boys From The Institute
Forgot to tell you I did go to Virginia 
Military Institute for a year. 

Rooty toot toot and then give a hoot,
Are bashful  boys from the institute;
We always like cake with much fruit;
Much bull have been known to shoot.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: give a hoot, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Musings Of A Wise Old Owl
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,



   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,



       But I wisely perch in pines,



          Not on hot transmission lines!



             If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"

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Categories: give a hoot, bird, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Limerick: Once crazy Coot in spring chased female Coot
Limerick: Once crazy Coot in spring chased female Coot

Once crazy Coot in spring chased female Coot
She squawked and shrieked and refused the suit:
He dived and swam up close
Then bit her tail and rose:
Jumped, did his bit and didn’t give a hoot !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014 

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Categories: give a hoot, lust,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Things we say to God
I don’t want to rely on you for anything
You can have it 
And take it
I don’t need it
Or want it
You are just too much trouble
I have enough
Go away
I don’t want it
 I am tired of this
It’s too much of a same thing
Too much bs
I don’t need this
You can do whatever
I don’t give a hoot
Whatever
These are the things we say to God
Did you?
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Categories: give a hoot, faith,
Form: Free verse
Cutting Cheese 2
Now that I'm retired
And know I can't be fired
I'll do anything I damn well please
And I don't give a hoot
Who hears me when I toot
For I have grown acustomed to the cheese
Old women and old men
As they grow nearer their end
Really just don't care what people think
Say and do what's on their mind
For as they age they find
They kinda like to raise a little stink...

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Categories: give a hoot, grandfather, grandmother, introspection, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Decision Time


                  Politically Correct       =     Don't Rock The Boat
                  Politically Incorrect     =     Burn Down The Mission

                                       would you give a hoot
                                                        or
                                    just live with the illlusion?                        
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Categories: give a hoot, angst, introspection, people, time,
Form: Free verse
Phantom
A silent white shadow
A ghost on the breeze
Adrift in the air
I sail through the trees
A phantom a spectre
I scare girls and boys
In the darkness of night
An uncanny noise
Their eyes wide and staring
They listen for me
Envisioning demons
Or ghostly banshee
I’m spooky I’m scary
And what’s more, to boot
I’m an owl I don’t care
I just don’t give a hoot...

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Categories: give a hoot, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Walking Distance
In the early gray dawn
Of phosphorescent madness
Let's get married!
The church is steps 
From the playground
I'll kiss you with my beads 
Around our necks.
We will be bounded
By plastic, colorful love.
We are two 6-year-old boys
And we don't give a hoot
Over why the sun is so bright.
The next thought in our head 
Arrives from the brilliant green trees
High, high overhead....

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Categories: give a hoot, love
Form: Free verse
Sleepwalking Times
Sleepwalking in my birthday suit
My mother thought was rather cute
But as I aged my little flute
Was soon declared forbidden fruit

Sleepwalking on my chosen route
My teen physique left others mute
Some neighbours claimed they'd prosecute
But soon could see me more hirsute

Sleepwalking as an old galoot
I do not fear a bare salute
My grandson is a new recruit
And just like me, won't give a hoot!...

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Categories: give a hoot, culture, good night, growing up, night, sleep,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member whooooo are you
 the wise old owl said ‘whoooo’
‘tis me’ replied lady nightingale
and the owl repeated ‘whoooo’
‘open your eyes’ said lady
‘my eyes are shut,  whoooo’
lady remarked ‘I told you, who is me’
sharply the owl said ‘don’t who me’
‘but it is me that is who’ uttered lady
the owl turned his head, my ears are shut’
lady fluttered her wings with disgust  
‘I feel the air; I’d like to know you’
lady glanced over and bellowed ‘I don’t give a hoot”
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Categories: give a hoot, funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member POOR CINDERELLA
POOR CINDERELLA

poor cinderella 
her pumpkin coach was delayed
castle clock struck twelve
once again a chamber maid
the handsome prince was dismayed

she was dressed in rags
her glass slippers were old boots
her hair a disgrace
the prince didn’t give a hoot
he knew that beautiful face

so? what did he do?
i’ll not give you the answer
it is up to you
please write an ending, dear friend
to my comments then please send 










 
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Categories: give a hoot, birthday, fun,
Form: Tazkira
Dear Mamma
Mamma says
this life's not free,
the whole damn world
as accosted me.

Mamma says
don't give a hoot,
they are gun free happy,
they want to shoot.

Mamma says
I've lived my life,
slings and arrows,
the butchers knife.

But mamma says
take care of you,
be aware of the damage
this world can do.

Mamma's love,
the purest known,
for without her words,
would I have grown?

Mamma sleeps now
but her words ring true,
God bless you mamma
till I'm home again,
with you....

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Categories: give a hoot, mother
Form: Verse
The World Cup
The world's abuzz with soccer
Though I couldn't give a hoot.
I wouldn't even have a clue
For which team I should root.

The bars are packed with rousing fans;
I don't begrudge their cheers,
But I prefer a tennis match
To savor with my beers.

I'd also watch the Yankees play
'Cause baseball's what I know,
Though baseball-haters claim the game's
Inordinately slow.

So while the teams do battle
With the World Cup as the prize,
I'll find a book or other show
To occupy my eyes....

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Categories: give a hoot, soccer,
Form: Rhyme