Short First Name Poems
Short First Name Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about First Name by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about First Name by length and keyword.
IT Professor Simon Rogerson
a first-name his surname began
Folks often twisted the two
thus Roger Simonson came into view
first name-cosmo
last name.-
religion.-
country -
sex.. often
the computer rejected me
for not filling Fing
properly
im jobless
Form:
Vincent Damon Furnier
his musical acts are funny
when asked why he is so strange
he could only say Alice is my first name
Name dropping success…
a first name basis with failure
Hope into the wind,
heartache on the approaching storm
(Villanova Pennsylvania: June, 2020)
In her yard she was being check
By a guy who just wanted some sex
She said, I have a new doll
And his first name is Carl
So, the two had a special effect
my friend really thought
Gandhi's first name was Goosey
thick as two short planks
(For contest 'Colloquialisms', sponsored by Laura Leiser)
July 2nd 2015
New farmer whose first name is Guy
Confesses he's using AI
His cows are sans bulls
But for lassies he pulls
He uses his todger - AYE AYE!
A temptress whose first name was Ella,
Had her best snares set out for a fella,
He saw through her ruses
And not fond of bruises
Simply said, ‘You’re not my Cinderella’
I once met a young lady from France
Who was having a tourist's romance
With a man from Cheyenne
Whose first name was Dianne
The French like leaving gender to chance
10-6-19
Wildlife 45
A rhino who's first name was Shaun,
Was gay from the day he was born,
His Mum thought him crazy,
When he picked up a daisy,
Which he stuck on the end of his horn.
have you ever heard
institute of technology
made by Sam Houston
Good old .
hit his head on tram
Houston had first name of Sam
should see all his spam
Can you top these?
My granny her first name is Dolly
Is loopy, she’s clean off her trolley
I know she’s insane
Cos when we have rain
She uses a sieve as her brolly
03/17/21
A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by a meadow lily
03~08~17
I’ve got a friend whose last name is Doll
We skipped work and chased the white ball
Since my first name is Charlie
And his first name is Arnie
Then I guess,
Charlie played with A. Doll
My boyfriend his first name is Frank
he claimed that he worked in a bank
I know that is barmy
Cos he’s in the army -
He dropped me at home in a tank!
7/30/19
My nephew whose first name is Dennis
With ladies he loves to play tennis
But he is so fickle
Their tonsils he’ll tickle
Young Dennis is a truly a menace!
6/27/19
Happy-go-lucky were his middle names
Three because his parents liked to play name games
Does he have a first name? aske two concerned old dames
Yes, said his sister, Poindexter but James is what he claims.
Our vicar her first name is Cindy
When preaching bad nerves make her windy
Sermons last half an hour
Foul farts make us cower
Her Christian name should have been Sindy
10/24/20
When I was a kid, a friend by the name of Still
Had the first name of Stanley or Stan if you will
The kids at school
Made fun, kinda cruel
The teacher called Stan Still, as discipline she instilled
A student whose first name is Fred
Got legless and fell out of bed
Many lectures he missed
From uni Fred’s dismissed …
He’s working in Tesco instead!
* legless means very drunk
11-15-17
An old proverb says, “absolute power corrupts absolutely”
A new proverb says, “absolute stupidity corrupts stupidly”
First name of Don
Middle name John
Methinks this new one describes things quite suitably
My uncle whose first name is Hedley
Does farts that are silent but deadly
Rancid food in his belly
Makes his farts really smelly
If distinct, then we'd hear a medley!
FICTION WRITE
07-26-17
An enigmatic Indian beauty from Delhi
Told me that her first name was Anjali
I gave her all my cash
Seven goats and an ass
Then took them back for she was really a fellow
(6th in Contest; Indian Giver by Destroyer Poet)
she is wine
and the pink bread
my cake besides
what is already her first name
the name of her fanciful desire
I am part of the sky
where her mind vibrates
I will be the soul of the honey
in this free drunkenness
our eternal love
Does your conniption fit?
If it's not a laughing matter, then it's not important.
Did you ever notice that when you stir a glass of something, the spoon says, "Jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy"?
Worst first name of anyone I ever met: Schmedroy.