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My uncle whose first name is Hedley Does farts that are silent but deadly Rancid food in his belly Makes his farts really smelly If distinct, then we'd hear a medley! FICTION WRITE 07-26-17

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Anita Harris

Date: 8/18/2017 12:17:00 PM

Took me a minute to get the title. LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2017 12:48:00 PM

I'm SO glad you picked up on the title Anita lol:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Mccall

Date: 7/30/2017 4:37:00 PM

I love the play on words in the title Jan and you definitely had me laughing you are too funny.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2017 4:43:00 PM

Oh Edward you are the first person to comment on the title I am so glad you mentioned it:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/27/2017 1:45:00 PM

Haha...nice one Jan------:-)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2017 4:34:00 PM

Cheers Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/27/2017 11:48:00 AM

LOL, had a good chuckle here

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2017 12:13:00 PM

I hope you 'got' the title Jack:-) hugs jan xx

Niall Fulham

Date: 7/27/2017 7:20:00 AM

Hi Jan ,SBD lol ,, gone with the wind :))))hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2017 7:41:00 AM

lol I am having egg and cress sandwiches later so I'm hoping for a blast lol:-) Hugs jan XX

Winged Warrior

Date: 7/27/2017 7:09:00 AM

May his wind blow free lol...great one Jan...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2017 7:11:00 AM

thank you:-) hugs Jan

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/27/2017 3:12:00 AM

Now that's a side-splitter! Still laugh'in; thanks for the fun, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2017 3:18:00 AM

Cheer's ML:-) Glad you enjoyed my silly poem - i know some folks don't like my poop poems but hey they don't have to read them lol I changed the title from silent but deadly I hope it still makes sense lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 7/26/2017 9:46:00 PM

He might have to lay off the broccoli and boiled eggs, unless of course he's a musician by trade! Funny one! R

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2017 2:58:00 AM

ha ha true Roger:-) oh heck is broccoli bad for wind - I eat it a lot lol :-( hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/26/2017 5:18:00 PM

After dinner the "Family Run" LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2017 6:01:00 PM

lol thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/26/2017 4:49:00 PM

A great fart limerick, and I liked your fun minions you put up!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2017 6:01:00 PM

I have never seen the minions but when I found the pic it suited the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/26/2017 12:16:00 PM

That is nature with some people and the older one gets the worst it gets with every step that they take...nicely done. ~*

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2017 6:07:00 PM

It's not just old age Eve lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/26/2017 10:52:00 AM

Oh dear...oh dear...There is that...the smelly smelly kind. Good one, Jan. You crack me up!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2017 6:08:00 PM

Glad I can make someone smile Eileen humour is so lacking on soup at the best of times:-( hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 7/26/2017 9:25:00 AM

Can he fart the national anthem? Very funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2017 6:08:00 PM

Only version he knows is by the sex pistols lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anna Hopper

Date: 7/26/2017 9:20:00 AM

Lol, funny pen!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2017 6:09:00 PM

Thanks Anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey

Date: 7/26/2017 9:19:00 AM

You're on a roll with these melodious malodorous poems! This one is hilarious and quite fun! I've been around uncles that are like Hedley, but they let'er rip! I really enjoyed reading you smelly stink bomb of a write my friend! Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2017 6:10:00 PM

I had a blast writing this one Russell :-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/26/2017 8:24:00 AM

A symphony of distaste...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2017 6:10:00 PM

It's all around me at the moment Tim:-( hugs jan xx