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Hoof Hearted

My uncle whose first name is Hedley
Does farts that are silent but deadly
Rancid food in his belly
Makes his farts really smelly
If distinct, then we'd hear a medley!

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07-26-17

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Anita Harris

August 18, 2017 at 12:17 PM

Took me a minute to get the title. LOL

Jan Allison

August 18, 2017 at 12:48 PM

I'm SO glad you picked up on the title Anita lol:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Mccall

July 30, 2017 at 4:37 PM

I love the play on words in the title Jan and you definitely had me laughing you are too funny.

Jan Allison

July 30, 2017 at 4:43 PM

Oh Edward you are the first person to comment on the title I am so glad you mentioned it:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

July 27, 2017 at 1:45 PM

Haha...nice one Jan------:-)

Jan Allison

July 27, 2017 at 4:34 PM

Cheers Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

July 27, 2017 at 11:48 AM

LOL, had a good chuckle here

Jan Allison

July 27, 2017 at 12:13 PM

I hope you 'got' the title Jack:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior

July 27, 2017 at 7:09 AM

May his wind blow free lol...great one Jan...^WW^

Jan Allison

July 27, 2017 at 7:11 AM

thank you:-) hugs Jan

M. L. Kiser

July 27, 2017 at 3:12 AM

Now that's a side-splitter! Still laugh'in; thanks for the fun, Jan.

Jan Allison

July 27, 2017 at 3:18 AM

Cheer's ML:-) Glad you enjoyed my silly poem - i know some folks don't like my poop poems but hey they don't have to read them lol I changed the title from silent but deadly I hope it still makes sense lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

July 26, 2017 at 9:46 PM

He might have to lay off the broccoli and boiled eggs, unless of course he's a musician by trade! Funny one! R

Jan Allison

July 27, 2017 at 2:58 AM

ha ha true Roger:-) oh heck is broccoli bad for wind - I eat it a lot lol :-( hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

July 26, 2017 at 5:18 PM

After dinner the "Family Run" LOL

Jan Allison

July 26, 2017 at 6:01 PM

lol thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

July 26, 2017 at 4:49 PM

A great fart limerick, and I liked your fun minions you put up!

Jan Allison

July 26, 2017 at 6:01 PM

I have never seen the minions but when I found the pic it suited the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

July 26, 2017 at 12:16 PM

That is nature with some people and the older one gets the worst it gets with every step that they take...nicely done. ~*

Jan Allison

July 26, 2017 at 6:07 PM

It's not just old age Eve lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

July 26, 2017 at 10:52 AM

Oh dear...oh dear...There is that...the smelly smelly kind. Good one, Jan. You crack me up!

Jan Allison

July 26, 2017 at 6:08 PM

Glad I can make someone smile Eileen humour is so lacking on soup at the best of times:-( hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

July 26, 2017 at 9:25 AM

Can he fart the national anthem? Very funny!

Jan Allison

July 26, 2017 at 6:08 PM

Only version he knows is by the sex pistols lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anna Hopper

July 26, 2017 at 9:20 AM

Lol, funny pen!

Jan Allison

July 26, 2017 at 6:09 PM

Thanks Anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey

July 26, 2017 at 9:19 AM

You're on a roll with these melodious malodorous poems! This one is hilarious and quite fun! I've been around uncles that are like Hedley, but they let'er rip! I really enjoyed reading you smelly stink bomb of a write my friend! Great Work!!

Jan Allison

July 26, 2017 at 6:10 PM

I had a blast writing this one Russell :-) hugs jan xx