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Hoof Hearted

My uncle whose first name is Hedley
Does farts that are silent but deadly
Rancid food in his belly
Makes his farts really smelly
If distinct, then we'd hear a medley!

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07-26-17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Anita Harris Date: 8/18/2017 12:17:00 PM Took me a minute to get the title. LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2017 12:48:00 PM I'm SO glad you picked up on the title Anita lol:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Mccall Date: 7/30/2017 4:37:00 PM I love the play on words in the title Jan and you definitely had me laughing you are too funny. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2017 4:43:00 PM Oh Edward you are the first person to comment on the title I am so glad you mentioned it:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 7/27/2017 1:45:00 PM Haha...nice one Jan------:-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2017 4:34:00 PM Cheers Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 7/27/2017 11:48:00 AM LOL, had a good chuckle here Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2017 12:13:00 PM I hope you 'got' the title Jack:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior Date: 7/27/2017 7:09:00 AM May his wind blow free lol...great one Jan...^WW^ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2017 7:11:00 AM thank you:-) hugs Jan

M. L. Kiser Date: 7/27/2017 3:12:00 AM Now that's a side-splitter! Still laugh'in; thanks for the fun, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2017 3:18:00 AM Cheer's ML:-) Glad you enjoyed my silly poem - i know some folks don't like my poop poems but hey they don't have to read them lol I changed the title from silent but deadly I hope it still makes sense lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams Date: 7/26/2017 9:46:00 PM He might have to lay off the broccoli and boiled eggs, unless of course he's a musician by trade! Funny one! R Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2017 2:58:00 AM ha ha true Roger:-) oh heck is broccoli bad for wind - I eat it a lot lol :-( hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/26/2017 5:18:00 PM After dinner the "Family Run" LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2017 6:01:00 PM lol thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/26/2017 4:49:00 PM A great fart limerick, and I liked your fun minions you put up! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2017 6:01:00 PM I have never seen the minions but when I found the pic it suited the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 7/26/2017 12:16:00 PM That is nature with some people and the older one gets the worst it gets with every step that they take...nicely done. ~* Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2017 6:07:00 PM It's not just old age Eve lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 7/26/2017 10:52:00 AM Oh dear...oh dear...There is that...the smelly smelly kind. Good one, Jan. You crack me up! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2017 6:08:00 PM Glad I can make someone smile Eileen humour is so lacking on soup at the best of times:-( hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 7/26/2017 9:25:00 AM Can he fart the national anthem? Very funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2017 6:08:00 PM Only version he knows is by the sex pistols lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anna Hopper Date: 7/26/2017 9:20:00 AM Lol, funny pen! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2017 6:09:00 PM Thanks Anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey Date: 7/26/2017 9:19:00 AM You're on a roll with these melodious malodorous poems! This one is hilarious and quite fun! I've been around uncles that are like Hedley, but they let'er rip! I really enjoyed reading you smelly stink bomb of a write my friend! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2017 6:10:00 PM I had a blast writing this one Russell :-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 7/26/2017 8:24:00 AM A symphony of distaste...lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2017 6:10:00 PM It's all around me at the moment Tim:-( hugs jan xx