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Anyone For Tennis

My nephew whose first name is Dennis 
With ladies he loves to play tennis
But he is so fickle
Their tonsils he’ll tickle
Young Dennis is a truly a menace!

6/27/19

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Jack Horne Date: 7/9/2019 12:49:00 PM LOL, good one - will be back when i'm going crosseyed with reading & returning comments... Login to Reply

Kai Michael Neumann Date: 7/2/2019 2:35:00 AM Makes me laugh. Thank you and good morning, Kai Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 7/1/2019 7:45:00 AM Hi Jan, It's good to read limerick from you. Like always good job:-) Alexis Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 7/1/2019 1:34:00 AM Jan, you write these Limericks with such seeming ease. I can't manage to write even one. I think it takes special talent to create these. Loved this one! : ) xxoo Login to Reply

Harry Horsman Date: 6/30/2019 4:36:00 PM Awesome Limerick Jan, Dennis the Menace, always liked him.. Login to Reply

James Peranteau Date: 6/30/2019 3:13:00 PM jocular write dear poet, caused mine giggling...have a fantastical Summer...much love, james Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 6/30/2019 8:39:00 AM Fun Limerick Jan , boys will be boys! Hugs, Jennifer. Login to Reply

Ralph Sergi Date: 6/29/2019 6:52:00 PM Veeeery funny, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/29/2019 7:03:00 PM thanks Ralph I need my muse to come out of hiding so i can enter the contest I have never had such a dry spell but I never force writing:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Adams Date: 6/29/2019 6:48:00 PM lol, this one is such a cute limerick, you made me laugh! hugs sandy :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/29/2019 7:02:00 PM thanks Sandra:-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior Date: 6/29/2019 7:55:00 AM Now that's my kind of tennis...watch out for the tonsil elbow lol... a fun read my friend...sending love...^WW^ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/29/2019 12:53:00 PM lol ^WW^ hope Dennis doesn't need new balls lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/28/2019 1:03:00 PM Very good one, Jan. I will b back home tonight. In my sister Jenny's car right now. Miss u! Cant use hotmail but have figured out soup on my phone. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/29/2019 12:52:00 PM thanks Andrea, welcome back:-) I still have little time or enthusiasm for writing or commenting, my muse really is misbehaving since I went away with hubby on 16th June:-( hugs Jan xx

Matthew Anish Date: 6/28/2019 12:57:00 PM Reminds me of the TV show Dennis the Menace. I am glad you enjoyed the Festival of Lights - I will enjoy it again later this year! B''Shalom Matthew Anish Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/29/2019 12:51:00 PM Thanks Matthew:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf Date: 6/28/2019 6:23:00 AM This puts a whole new spin on an old sport; perhaps the ladies don't think he is such a menace if he can tickle their tonsils. Nice limerick, Jan. John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/29/2019 12:51:00 PM Thanks John I wondered if tonsil tennis was a phrase people would understand lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 6/27/2019 8:58:00 PM Hello Jan … sounds like a great sport. Are there any rules? Thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/29/2019 12:50:00 PM lol Lindsay I am sure you could make them up as you go along lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 6/27/2019 4:49:00 PM Good old / young Dennis the Menace, now making his appearance on the tennis courts. LOL. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/27/2019 5:56:00 PM think he's interested in courting lol - glad its a fiction poem I have no nieces or nephews lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 6/27/2019 2:09:00 PM ha! great to see you, jan! i love Wimbledon and look forward to cheering on my favorites... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/27/2019 5:55:00 PM Thanks Ilene I was inspired after seeing a reminder for Wimbledon - have been away for a week at the cancer hospital with hubby and lost my muse, I think she is returning now we are back home:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/27/2019 1:57:00 PM Lock up you daughters or lock up Dennis lol. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/27/2019 2:00:00 PM lol Tom I saw an ad for Wimbledon - got lots of strawberries in the garden just need cream or ice cream :-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael Date: 6/27/2019 1:36:00 PM Having a little fun...no harm done until he meets the big one...A fun write indeed... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/27/2019 1:54:00 PM lol Arturo, it will be Wimbledon soon and lots of tennis on the tv:-) hugs Jan xx