Short Droopy Poems

Sleepy, droopy, green
She hangs, easy, in her tree;
So slow, forest dream....

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dusk closes droopy eyelids -
      rose unfurls its petals
      perfuming the night...

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Loopy       
Lonely 
Goofy
Droopy
Raggedy Ann doll long forgotten
Dirty, discarded, alone, forlorn....

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Relentless rain
Over abundant

Cold monotony
Blurring seasons

Droopy blossoms
Soggy gardens
Diluting summer....

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Hummingbird feeding
on droopy, purple blossom...
no escape for bugs.


Entered in Raul Moreno's contest,
" Daily Ritual "...

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A starlet who once thrilled the cops
Developed some droopy jowl chops
A Facebook beauty
She's still a cutie
Thanks to software filters and crops...

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The Willow reminds me of lady done wrong,
her branches are droopy, 
without a song.
Her leaves forever sway,
as gently she waves,
still Weeping today.

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Charlie Brown's dog, Snoopy,
black and white with ears so droopy,
likes to give Lucy a doggie kiss,
knowing it will make her fuss and hiss.

5/28/15...

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Wave your magic wand o'er my droopy eyes
   Lay my tousled head upon your tender arm
Sing a soothing, soft, nighttime lullaby
   Lift me gently heavenward, away from all harm...

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getting old
Feeling cold
Croaky voice
Have no choice
Wrinkled skin
Getting thin
Thin and scraggy
Eyes baggy
Mouth droopy
Going loopy
Legs all swollen
Youth has gone
Stolen...

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...for Tarah and Alina


Boogey and Boopy will never be droopy
as long as they play in the grass(es),
they'll rumble and tumble with nary a grumble,
so cute when they fall on their ***** !...

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I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.

14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest...

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Our solar system is over four billion years old
It'll probably last another 5000 million, I'm told
Whew! Had me pooping
My drawers they're a-drooping
Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...

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There once was an old man named Teddy
Whose todger was very unsteady
With no effort at all  
It would rise and then fall …
With tablets he’s ready for beddie!

Jan Allison
12th May 2016...

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Our Solar System is over four billion years old
It'll probably last another 5000 million, we're told
Whew! Had me pooping
My drawers they're a-drooping
Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...

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Our Solar System is over four billion years old
It'll probably last another 5000 million, we're told
Whew! Had me pooping
My drawers they're a-drooping
Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...

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Aging is like asking, “have you reserved a hearse?”
Sorry but you're starting to look like you've been cursed
All wrinkly and droopy
Losing control of your poopy
Your bodily functions are getting a whole lot worse...

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It is the day after Christmas

The packages are all gone

Christmas tree is looking droopy

It is quiet in our home


There are still dirty dishes

The dishwasher is full

Grandma is worn out

But work she can not cull...

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today’s sky gloomy
the water cloudy
the leaves are
dull and droopy
the sun’s gone 
taken a sick day

of course tomorrow
i’ll need to get up
at the crack of dawn
to make up for lost time



AP: 3rd place 2022

Posted on July 20, 2019...

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I wanted to give you a kiss
But as drunk as I am, I might miss

I wanted to give you an hug
As soon as I get up from the rug

I wanted to give you a poke
But Droopy sure looks like he's broke

I wanted to give you me - but
You know nothing of value is free...

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WET POOCH
Soggy
Doggy

A SLEEPY BEAGLE
Droopy
Snoopy

PEDIGREED DOG
Real Fine
Canine

NOISY LITTLE ANKLE-BITER
Yipper
Nipper

A DACHSHUND WITH A SHINY COAT
Sheeny
Weeny

A COURAGEOUS DACHSHUND
Moxie
Dachsy

A DISGRUNTLED LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Crabby
Labby...

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add some oats to the pot
add some water add a lot
boil it boil it until it thins
than add more water
and boil it again
stir it and pour it into a bowl
add a pinch of allspice
eat it hot or cold
soupy and droopy to the touch
breakfast lunch and supper
a big bowl of mush...

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Plussed and flummoxed,
The hundred sheep.
As I tossed and turned
In my sleep.
They must wonder
If crafty wolf
O'er the fence with them
Did leap!
As I counted
Droopy-eyed,
I must've let a one
Slip by!
Loud the bleat
Of troubled sheep
And I tossed and turned
In my sleep....

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Weepy. Weepy. Willows..
Please don't cry for me..
A chorus of mourners in a row.
Wind blowing your branches..
As you express your sorrow.

Lift up your droopy branches.
Weepy. Weepy. Willows..
With a parade of celebration.
Wind blows your strong branches
Lead the joyous praise....

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The first signs of winter
came with the first frost
which touched  live plants
leaving them droopy
looking wilted and forlorn
due to the cold temperature.

Snow had not  arrived
but the trees now barren
shaken by strong winds
still clung on to dry leaves
that refused to fall
as winter embarks....

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