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The Aging Process



Aging is like asking, “have you reserved a hearse?” Sorry but you're starting to look like you've been cursed All wrinkly and droopy Losing control of your poopy Your bodily functions are getting a whole lot worse

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Date: 2/12/2019 5:49:00 PM
But usually one gets the nurse before the hearse! Aloha! Rico
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2019 7:05:00 PM
Usually!!! LOL Just got out of the hospital, so many gorgeous nurses... zoweeeeee!
Date: 2/12/2019 2:07:00 PM
I have to take my time digesting this one. My Iron levels are down and my body parts revolting against mind control. I still manage to count my blessings every day though my age goes up and down by hour. Keep your powder dry. best regards David in NZ
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2019 2:34:00 PM
LOL Ain't it great though, David from NZ!!! Hang in there buddy, I'm 83 and still sizzling! Every new day is like a new adventure... right? Thanks for dropping my friend! Canada sending you good wishes! Cheers, Happy Jack!
Date: 2/12/2019 9:59:00 AM
Glad you're back Jack, you gave us a scare you old devil. Hope you're ok Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2019 10:08:00 AM
SORRY!!! Hopefully, the increased strength in my medication will do the trick!!! Thanks for your concern, my good buddy! Happy Jack!
Date: 2/12/2019 9:19:00 AM
HUGS & GIGGLES my dear sweet Jack! So happy you are back <3 Love by the truckload ~xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2019 9:33:00 AM
You are the sweetest Miss Mo!!! Hospitals are NOT the most fun in the world! People screaming out all night long!!! HOLY CRAPOLA! You got lotsa snow yet? Love, Happy Jack XOX