He's So Droopy

There once was an old man named Teddy Whose todger was very unsteady With no effort at all It would rise and then fall … With tablets he’s ready for beddie! Jan Allison 12th May 2016
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Date: 5/21/2016 11:14:00 PM
Super chuckles time with this, Jan !
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Date: 5/22/2016 4:18:00 PM
Thanks Lenny:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/16/2016 9:05:00 AM
Hi Jan, Ha Ha. You are so good at these. Very funny- Alexis
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Date: 5/18/2016 5:54:00 PM
Thanks Alexis - lovely to see you back:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/14/2016 8:50:00 PM
The poem is complete, completely funny that is, now the photo, why do I get the feeling somethings missing there? :)
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Date: 5/15/2016 3:46:00 PM
I did have another pic in mind but it wasn't suitable for soup lol hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/14/2016 10:30:00 AM
Ha ha. you been spying on me.Very funny. see your still on top form well done, Best wishes. Pete
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Date: 5/14/2016 12:20:00 PM
Thanks Peter:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/13/2016 10:34:00 PM
Haha...Nice one Jan...
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Date: 5/14/2016 12:19:00 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/13/2016 2:07:00 AM
A terrific limerick for limerick day. Enjoyed it immensely.
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Date: 5/13/2016 7:59:00 AM
Thanks Deric:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/12/2016 7:17:00 PM
Love it, Jan. You should add the word SO to the title. He's SO droopy. haha.
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Date: 5/13/2016 7:59:00 AM
will do lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/12/2016 5:03:00 PM
Its national limerick day today apt the soup champ comes UP with one stephen true story http://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/days-2/national-limerick-day-may-12/
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Date: 5/12/2016 5:14:00 PM
Thanks for the link - I had no idea the day existed until I saw Demetrios's poem today lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/12/2016 4:42:00 PM
Awesome Jan...lol
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Date: 5/12/2016 4:51:00 PM
Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/12/2016 4:00:00 PM
hilarious, jan! you are great at writing these...
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Date: 5/12/2016 4:01:00 PM
I do love this fun form Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/12/2016 1:09:00 PM
Jan, Very nice limerick. I am also interested to write this form. U r brilliant here. A7........//:) hugs
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Date: 5/12/2016 2:48:00 PM
Thanks:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/12/2016 12:56:00 PM
Imagine if you knew about Limerick Day what other masterpiece you would have created dear, Jan!
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Date: 5/12/2016 2:48:00 PM
I have a few in stock Demetrios lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/12/2016 12:41:00 PM
- A good one, Jan :))) - Happy International Limerick Day :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/12/2016 2:39:00 PM
Thanks Anne Lise I didn't know until I saw Demetrios's poem:-) hugs jan xx
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