Short Doughnut Poems

He ate

     the hole doughnut...

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A fresh cream doughnut
Oozing raspberry jam, sweet
Sticky yummy, more...

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cocoa glazed doughnut 
laden with tons of sugar
sweet you sinfully 














3-19-2016...

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Big Butt
  Doughnut

Mirror
   Steer Clear

Boot Camp
      New Champ

Not scared
        Declared






A. Green...

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She said she could not condone it
Nor could she even postpone it
So come what may
It makes her day
To feast upon an hot doughnut!...

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A priest hears confessions Q.T.
And grants absolution for free
Just hearing a cop
In a doughnut shop
Scares the "Be-Jesus" out of me!...

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A cop on the Doughnut Diet
Persuaded his wife to try it
As if it were fate
They both ate and ate
Because they loved grease and fry it...

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The sun rises up in the East
Like a blinding, fiery beast
It makes people weep
Who just want to sleep
But I love a Krispy Kreme feast!...

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In his closet Mort had a skeleton
  Draped o'er an undelivered Peleton
    A bag of bones himself
    Mort was a Christmas elf
  Dined on doughnut holes atop gelatin...

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Banana sandwich
jam doughnut
well done steak
turn around to get a plate
from a rack

Gone!

Two little innocent faces 
and wagging tails stirring back.


Peter Dome.copyright.2013. Dec....

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At the doughnut shop
There are many choices
Most of the people choose
Doughnuts with the hole
Then eat around the it
When the hole disappears
No one knows where it goes
Nor do they really care...

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This darn belly fat came out of nowhere
I swear that yesterday it wasn't there
I'm so freaking mad
Need a doughnut bad
Can't stand that I look like a fricken pear...




Show Me The Funny contest......

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Here lies ring doughnut tester, Drew
He bit off more than he could chew.
To sweeten lives was his main goal;
His parting leaves a gaping hole!



13.04.19


 An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2 Poetry Contest: sponsored by Jesse Rowe...

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There was a weird man from France
Who seemed always to be in a trance,
From the tree one got,
Doughnuts he thought                                                                                   So he planted them in his garden once....

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'
Happiness to me,is as easy as can be,
a doughnut and a cup of English tetley tea.
  Lying on my beige leather sofa,
Covered by a Woolen red tartan rug,
Hugging and Kissing,Fondling and snogging,
                 Just watching T.V.






Charma...

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A caravan for a Turkish
not a tommy gun
you took the jam out of my doughnut
periwinkle blue
a desert eagle is not a replica nor a diamond
sweet enough without the sugar
that my son is why we're here
I think it's you who should behave
bollocks
all bets are off...

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Happiness to me,is  as simple as can be,
A Doughnut and a Cup Of English Tetley tea,
Covered by a Woolen Soft blanket,
Lying On a Comfy Sofa,Cuddling and Kissing,
Hugging and Snogging,Watching t.v.



                                                                                Charma...

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Smells of cheese curds, the shouts for beer.
The man looks everywhere, and a kid shouts over here.
This must be a sacred moment, as I stop to buy a doughnut
I look around and see the pitcher on his mound.
I signal for us to head to the bleachers,
this is our classroom, the woodchucks our teachers....

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Dada, a.k.a.: "Cold blue hammer running red hot."

Limbaugh Mueller intrusion
Harsh fraud gangster Trump
Russian Democrat fusion
Vivid collusion 
False doughnut rump

GPS hotel conspire 
On sanctuary city impeach
Asylum California fire
Wall Pelosi dire
free speech

fake muse

by, Martin Braun
11/29/2018...

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There is a saying:
Every doughnut has its day.
Every baby gets its way.
Every month is somehow May.
Every swing is met with a sway.
Okay, okay, okay...

We get it.
Reset it.

As if there wasn't enough grandeur already.
Here we are smearing 
The grime from our goggle lenses.
Take the goggles off.
Jump the fences....

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Beyond the gates,
Where the old bakery stood,
Was a memory of cold hands and 
The saving glittering gems of the jelly doughnut.
Then late for practice and asthmatic from suicides.
My mother's voice calling in the wind.
When is it all reconstructed the right way?
Under what gray moon do things flutter with meaning
As deep as our bones?...

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The Nightmare Of Marcus Dean


      Marcus Alouitious Montgomery Dean

      Dined on bowls of chocolates, doughnuts, bagels and cream.

      Until one night he awoke with a scream,

      Being eaten, he thought in a terrible dream,

      By a bagel, a doughnut, some chocolates and cream.

           Barry Stebbings
             09/13/18...

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I captured it in white foam
For its safe journey to my home
And to my abode
I rode
When I opened it only to spy
it look back at me with it's one glazed eye
With a sweet odor it gave no sign of  fear
For it had no ear to hear
Of it's pending destruction.
It had no soul to carry on, in it's construction
After all, whether powder or glazed to promote it
It's only a doughnut...

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If you’ve received your Covid shots,
Well, hurry and proceed
To the nearest Krispy Kreme branch – 
Vaccine proof is all you need.

You’ll receive a fresh-made doughnut
All this year’s remaining days,
Not the fancy filled or crumb-topped,
Just the standard one with glaze.

Still, the offer’s pretty awesome – 
Do the math, like Archimedes – 
Just divide the chance of Covid;
Multiply for diabetes!...

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You sit there all so quite and tempting
And say nothing when I say I love you
Knowing that in a moment we’d be through
Then I would not know what to do

All I want to lick the cream from the top 
And way down in between
Lick it all until it’s gone, 
Lick it till it’s clean

My wife does not approve of you
She caught me one day; I said “what?”
Just leave me alone woman
Leave me to eat my doughnut...

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