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Existential Crisis In the Gift Department

In his closet Mort had a skeleton Draped o'er an undelivered Peleton A bag of bones himself Mort was a Christmas elf Dined on doughnut holes atop gelatin

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Date: 9/7/2023 7:58:00 AM
A fun Limerick write. Try eating the doughnuts and leaving the holes for less fat. Hahaha!!! Have a fun day writing/eating your doughnuts away.............
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Date: 9/6/2023 3:17:00 PM
A veritable feast and a great dieting aid all rolled into one. Had a giggle… followed by a very light snack ;-)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/6/2023 6:36:00 PM
Aha! YOU are the culprit who polished off those grease marks doused in hot mustard. ~ Step'n'Retchit
Date: 9/6/2023 3:49:00 AM
Mort ought to have eaten the hole thing.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/6/2023 6:25:00 PM
So, you CAN believe that Mort ATE THE HOLE THING! lol. Thanks for the fun and the funnies, Shirley!! :) gw
Date: 9/5/2023 8:31:00 PM
Hilarious, you know, donut holes are a super concept for the rotund. Pamgie
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/6/2023 6:26:00 PM
I eat the donut holes for dessert, after an entree of tablecloth stains and a side of crouton crumbs. ~ Pick E.E. Tur
Date: 9/5/2023 8:26:00 PM
Awesome Limerick, gw, very funny poetry, my friend. Bill
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/6/2023 6:27:00 PM
Thank you, Bill. Appreciated, gw

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