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If you’ve received your Covid shots, Well, hurry and proceed To the nearest Krispy Kreme branch – Vaccine proof is all you need. You’ll receive a fresh-made doughnut All this year’s remaining days, Not the fancy filled or crumb-topped, Just the standard one with glaze. Still, the offer’s pretty awesome – Do the math, like Archimedes – Just divide the chance of Covid; Multiply for diabetes!

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Date: 4/3/2021 11:03:00 AM
Haha! Great last two lines in last stanza. And I thought I had a monopoly on humorous last lines! Yes, I have eaten those heavenly donuts – in moderation of course. Will have to see if there's a bakery or donut shop nearby that makes them. / Maurice
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Date: 3/30/2021 11:58:00 AM
Clever, clever! Thanks for the laugh! Here's one for you: when I said I'd had both COVID shots, my granddaughter asked which vaccine? Before I could answer, my daughter said, "You ought to know by now he had the Dolly Parton one!" Aloha! Rico
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Date: 3/30/2021 6:30:00 AM
This is great but I’ll stick with cup cakes and grapes wrapped in crepes. You made me laugh with this fun one. Thanks!
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Date: 3/29/2021 9:15:00 PM
Ha, ha! Cute rhyme, ilene. I'll order the hole and leave the dough for the next customer. lol. ~ Spare Tire
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Date: 3/29/2021 2:11:00 PM
aww shame they don't have them over here:-(I will definitely need a sweet treat after i get my jab!:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/29/2021 1:09:00 PM
-... I do not like donuts at all .... and it takes more for me to take my first Covid shots, Ilene ... I am very in doubt ... should ... should not ... - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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