Short Chad Poems

“Chad deserves a round of applause!”
And more applause!
And more applause!
And a standing ovation!
And giggles get passed around!...

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He had a very tight grip
When he kissed her luscious lips
It stirred him up bad
He forgot his name was Chad
Didn't realized that he'd just stripped...

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Mind Bind
Head Band.

Mind Grind
Brain Matter.

Tender Sender
Mushy Masher

Election Collection
A Bad Chad

For Heather Ober's Make me laugh contest.
07/01/13...

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Angry City Cat Netta was perpetually mad
Always irritated, bold, big and bad.
I want to change her said her boyfriend Chad.
He ended up raising a litter as a single Dad....

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You have a 
Gold heart.
That makes you 
Kind hearted.
Your different then 
Most friends.
I met.
And that makes you 
Great inside.
Your a great friend
Who is loyal....

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Chad coats Carla
Carla crazily cries
Cars crash crushing carts 
Chad calls cops
Cops curve checking cars
Cars crushed 
Circumstances cause cries  
Communities clamor calling cops...

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What a poor dateless chap was young Chad.
Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had.
Pants that hung in the back
showed the world his azz-crack
and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid....

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There once was a fellow named Chad
With a reputation for being quite bad
Drank all night long
Wearing just a pink thong
Too overweight to be skimpily clad


(eeeewwww!!!)


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Steam just 'til leaves turn bright green.
Toss with minced garlic,
chopped olives (kalamata)
grapeseed oil, almonds
and fresh lemon juice.
Feta topped.
Yum!

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I am grateful for Chad, my new tattoo artist....

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Not even a whisper to help understand
Son, husband, brother, uncle, work mate and friend
Taken unseen, from this world by his own hand
No spar or ring ending the fisherman’s bend
Just a rigid, slightly jagged, frayed tag end...

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Pink opiate at breakfast
Two blues at lunch
A tiny green pill at break
Druggie? Just a hunch

Easily addicted
His choices now conflicted
The highs are great, the lows not so bad
He decides to stay addicted, my cousin Chad...

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Tun day saray pen yakan nu
Chacha ma pen ik kar chad
Mafia nu aisi aisi gaal kad
Pen yak jhotay munafiq nay
Kaminay shory haramdy nay
Don ton lay kay DG tak drama
Chacha karday bapa hungama.
Note.Viagra kha kay jur Ja.........

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Wishing to be a grad
Now though a lad,
Can be sweet as Chad.
Many get to write a pad
Exams and become sad;
Results make them monad
Make loose courage had –
Isn’t this too bad?
So be a brave lad.
There will some tad;
World differ like dad,
You always try to add
Vigour to your try; be mad....

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She felt imprisoned, chained and sad
Her marriage was awful, truly bad
He is a meanie, a real cad
Go back home said her annoyed dad

This was her eighth husband, this guy Chad
He had been hand-chosen by her dad
He knew she was the problem, she was bad.
He felt truly sorry for his employee, Chad...

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Cory long
funny, caring, shy, withdrawn.
Sister of chad.
Lover of Dennis, Katelin and Leighanne
Who feels nervous, angry and happy at times.
Who fears, rejection, relationships of any kind and failure.
Who would like to see the Hover Dam, Las Vegas and a huge waterfall.
Resident of springvale, Maine
Long...

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All I have left is tears 
Which one should I shed?
Tears of fears 
Losing you to another bed

All I have left is tears 
Which one should I shed? 
When I can't be dears
In a room full of chad 

All I have left is tears 
Again, I won't let it show 
Will remember how bad it sears 
Tears makes me breathe slow....

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I've been to Africa;
Chad, and Niger.
To America; Chile.
Which is not much bigger.

I can go anywhere
When I'm asleep.
I write down all my dreams
So my journeys I can keep.

I've been far to Indonesia
And further yet to China.
But when I think of home,
There's nowhere to be finer.


~Written in 2001, when I was twelve~...

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They talk about me in Cincinnati and Kalamazoo
In Texas, Idaho, Wyoming, Russia and Timbuktu.
They like my photos but few travel to New York City.
Where the Broadway shows are spectacular and witty.

A skyscraper, what is that? Asks a child from Chad.
I’m the Empire State Building, beautiful and bad.
Decorated each December in lights of green and red.
Come to New York City, see me, and get amply fed....

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Resourceful
Libidinous slacker resilient convict
Sister of Chad Destiny Trevor Linus and Ray
Lover of freedom fiction and vodka
Who feels insignificant hopeful and incongruent
Who fears rejection withdrawal attachment
Who would like to see acceptance publication serenity
Resident of nowhere
Scribbler


Written 01-28-19
Writing Challenge 2, Bio Form, January 2019 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Dear Heart...

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Quindean was mad at her silly loud-mouth sister, Quindine.
Quindine accidentally said they were eight when they were nine.
She hid her favorite clothes; threw away her saddle shoe.
What else would an angry, nine-year-old identical twin do?

Quindean was so blasted and utterly mad,
She booked Quindine on a slow boat to north Chad.
Her twin was instantly shanghaied and led away,
So it is Quindean’s fault she has no friend to play....

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body am owner
no longer are a loaner
became body donor

what would make me mad
cheated counting hanging chad
which we knew was bad

hard been hard to bare
chiropractor met my prayer
now can climb each stair

my back has an arch
now stand straight when we march
in clothes is much starch

hurt from head to feet
to adjust he did repeat
my pain did deplete

back was out of line
adjusted back which is mine
now am feeling fine...

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nebuchadnezzar lie down
  your hanging gardens all around.

  nebuchadnezzar  can i buy some seeds?
  my backyard is full of weeds.

  nebuchadnezzar your dreaming to long,
  now my yard has grown into babylon.


  nebu chad nezzar... 
  
 lve heard that you have a green thumb,
 for the flower and the bee succumb.

 nebuchadnezzar your worried head
  has no roots now your dead.

  nebuchadnezzar planted in the ground
  still forever without a sound....

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There was a young teacher named Spade,
who taught like a preacher dismayed.
The pupil's delight
to put up a fight
did cause him to screech till he swayed.

Now one of the students named Chad,
then gathered what courage he had
to give Spade advice
and make him think twice
about his harsh method so bad.

They all were surprised the next day,
when Spade then allowed them to play.
He'd taken great heed,
was friendly indeed,
and all are still happy today....

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A man had returned to the dust!
His friends had called to check on him
On this twenty-eight of August.
Not knowing he was a victim.

The night before,  all three of them:
Greg Reid, Javon, and Michael B.
Knowing he was for them a gem,
Made sure, at home, he had to be.

Now, did they know he was dying
Or did they say "Bye" just in case!?!
The next day, they would be crying.

That day, the world had lost a man,
 Black Panther who can't  be replaced
was no other than Chad Boseman!...

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