Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Pink Thong

There once was a fellow named Chad
With a reputation for being quite bad
Drank all night long
Wearing just a pink thong
Too overweight to be skimpily clad


(eeeewwww!!!)


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal May 10, 2015 at 9:29 PM Ewwwww indeed! Too funny!!! Always, Laura Jack Ellison May 11, 2015 at 1:05 PM Oops sorry sweet Laura... didn't mean upset ya! Us guys are down in Florida till the 16th! Lovin' it! Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman May 7, 2015 at 8:02 AM Hey! He's not the only one... Seen a lot like him... And Grandpa Troll has a pink Thong... I refuse to let Dragon wear one... He's over there sulking in the corner now... The world's just not ready for that!...Silly Dragon! Jack Ellison May 7, 2015 at 8:28 AM Spare me the details!!! LOL xxx

Tim Smith May 4, 2015 at 11:22 PM Not a pretty sight my friend....no not at all Jack Ellison May 5, 2015 at 5:50 AM How can I convince you it's NOT autobiographical!!!

Jaycee Cervenka May 4, 2015 at 5:27 PM My eyes are burning from the image...Make it go away Jack! Make It go AWAY! You are such a goof...but don't ever stop writing these.~Jan Jack Ellison May 4, 2015 at 5:57 PM You say the nicest things to me dear Janet!!! LOL! Big huggeroonies, Jack xxx

Nandita Das May 4, 2015 at 8:42 AM Hahaha....Funny... Jack Ellison May 4, 2015 at 9:04 AM The image is kinda icky eh!!!!! Hugs xxxx

Casarah Nance May 4, 2015 at 7:49 AM eeeewww is right LOL Your limericks have become a tradition with my morning coffee, bringing me a smile to start the day :) Jack Ellison May 4, 2015 at 9:03 AM Oops now the pressures on! So happy you enjoy my sillies, my dear, dear, Casarah! Love, Jack xxx

Jan Allison May 4, 2015 at 6:23 AM ha ha ha:-) Hugs jan xx Jack Ellison May 4, 2015 at 6:26 AM Can't get this image out of my mind!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx