Boy My Brain Does Not Work Like This

Mind Bind
Head Band.

Mind Grind
Brain Matter.

Tender Sender
Mushy Masher

Election Collection
A Bad Chad

For Heather Ober's Make me laugh contest.
07/01/13
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Horsman Avatar
September 24, 2014 at 4:29 PM
checking out one of your oldies,,not disappointed Robert, like this...
Horne Avatar
April 21, 2014 at 4:40 PM
LOL, love these - thanks for a much needed laugh, my friend. Hope you had a great Easter
Johnson Avatar
April 21, 2014 at 6:33 PM
Hello jack, Ham sandwiches, mmm.
Dietrich Avatar
August 19, 2013 at 3:37 PM
hey, thanks for leaving me so many comments! actually I was oldest of the five girls my mom had. The other three were older and were my stepsister and two stepbrothers. I have the personality of an oldest child.How about you?
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July 11, 2013 at 3:11 PM
ha ha, I Love this... i like the bad Chad the most... kudos... xox..PD
Dietrich Avatar
July 1, 2013 at 8:44 PM
Hey, Robert, I see you are busy trying out footles. The first lines are the footles. EAch single word in a pair has to rhyme. I really like Tender Sender!!
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