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Dumpster Fire Wardrobe

What a poor dateless chap was young Chad.
Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had.
Pants that hung in the back
showed the world his azz-crack
and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid.

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2025

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Terry Miller Date: 2/10/2025 8:49:00 AM Nice one Andrea, congratulations Login to Reply

Oliver Mckeithan Date: 2/10/2025 1:45:00 AM Congrats Andrea. This is a wonderful Limerick--I remember my long ago college days when my wardrobe was like this. Login to Reply

Maclawrence Famuyiwa Date: 2/9/2025 9:19:00 PM Congrats. This is wonderfully thought out and penned. Login to Reply

thriveni c mysore Date: 2/9/2025 8:03:00 PM Sure, he will own a clothing line someday. congratulations on your win dear poet. cheers!!! Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 1/20/2025 9:49:00 PM Cute limerick, Andrea that’s The style nowadays. When I walk behind one that is wearing his low pants, I wanna go behind him and give him a wedgy. Login to Reply

Duke Beaufort Date: 1/13/2025 8:44:00 AM Andrea, the funny thing here is I have friends like Chad. People of this type are sometimes very interesting. I love the description of the clothing. The plaid shirts are definitely a part of it. They're available used at a local thrift store for $1. Smiles! Login to Reply

Shambhavi ambasta Date: 1/12/2025 2:02:00 AM this is funny! Chad’s fashion struggles are on point and the way you penned your thought is truly honourable Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:46:00 PM Thanks!

Akham Nilabirdhwaja Singh Date: 1/11/2025 8:23:00 PM Funny,poor socially inapt young man,perfectly portrayed. Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:46:00 PM Thanks so much

David Maxoptimism Date: 1/11/2025 7:36:00 PM Oh, you're bringing forth memories lost. Nice write. Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:46:00 PM Say it isn't so!!

Terrell Martin Date: 1/11/2025 5:05:00 PM You might have just described me, Andrea. I hope you haven't been stalking me with a camera. I do love plaid shirts but always do my best to keep my crack covered! (I sure hope you get the humor as much as I enjoyed your poem): Cheers ~ Terrell Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:48:00 PM Well at least you don't do the first thing. It's the worst!

Ink Empress Date: 1/11/2025 1:22:00 PM Lololol that third and fourth line! Left me in stitches sweet andrea! Gosh! You never fail to make me laugh ! You do this form so wwll always! Loved it Best wishes for the contest Sending you light always Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:49:00 PM Thanks so much, Sweetie

Paige Hind Date: 1/11/2025 12:28:00 PM LOL this is funny ! Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:49:00 PM Thanks, Paige

Silent One Date: 1/11/2025 12:27:00 PM H! Great Lim.. Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:50:00 PM Thanks

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/11/2025 11:32:00 AM - I can see him clearly... and smell him too... :))) - GL in the contest :) - hugs Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:49:00 PM Ha!

Susan Ashley Date: 1/11/2025 9:37:00 AM Dear Andrea, your witty limerick had me smiling! Love the word pairing of "chap/Chad" and also your creative use of zz's lol! Warmest wishes.. ~Susan Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:49:00 PM Thanks so much

Jan Allison Date: 1/11/2025 2:11:00 AM thanks for the giggle this morning. I had to google dumpster fire and have written 2 variations on the theme lol:-) hugs Jan x Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/11/2025 12:41:00 PM Burn it up , Jan! Jan Allison Date: 1/11/2025 12:37:00 PM my birthday is Burns night - 25th january Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/11/2025 8:57:00 AM I had to Google it too. It makes sense though! Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/11/2025 8:57:00 AM Happy birthday by the way. I know it is sometime in January, right?

Victor Buhagiar Date: 1/11/2025 2:10:00 AM We must organise a fund to buy some clothes for Chad. Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/12/2025 3:50:00 PM Yep!