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Dumpster Fire Wardrobe

What a poor dateless chap was young Chad. Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had. Pants that hung in the back showed the world his azz-crack and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid.

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Terry Miller

Date: 2/10/2025 8:49:00 AM

Nice one Andrea, congratulations

Oliver Mckeithan

Date: 2/10/2025 1:45:00 AM

Congrats Andrea. This is a wonderful Limerick--I remember my long ago college days when my wardrobe was like this.

Maclawrence Famuyiwa

Date: 2/9/2025 9:19:00 PM

Congrats. This is wonderfully thought out and penned.

thriveni c mysore

Date: 2/9/2025 8:03:00 PM

Sure, he will own a clothing line someday. congratulations on your win dear poet. cheers!!!

Eve Roper

Date: 1/20/2025 9:49:00 PM

Cute limerick, Andrea that’s The style nowadays. When I walk behind one that is wearing his low pants, I wanna go behind him and give him a wedgy.

Duke Beaufort

Date: 1/13/2025 8:44:00 AM

Andrea, the funny thing here is I have friends like Chad. People of this type are sometimes very interesting. I love the description of the clothing. The plaid shirts are definitely a part of it. They're available used at a local thrift store for $1. Smiles!

Shambhavi ambasta

Date: 1/12/2025 2:02:00 AM

this is funny! Chad’s fashion struggles are on point and the way you penned your thought is truly honourable

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:46:00 PM

Thanks!

Akham Nilabirdhwaja Singh

Date: 1/11/2025 8:23:00 PM

Funny,poor socially inapt young man,perfectly portrayed.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:46:00 PM

Thanks so much

David Maxoptimism

Date: 1/11/2025 7:36:00 PM

Oh, you're bringing forth memories lost. Nice write.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:46:00 PM

Say it isn't so!!

Terrell Martin

Date: 1/11/2025 5:05:00 PM

You might have just described me, Andrea. I hope you haven't been stalking me with a camera. I do love plaid shirts but always do my best to keep my crack covered! (I sure hope you get the humor as much as I enjoyed your poem): Cheers ~ Terrell

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:48:00 PM

Well at least you don't do the first thing. It's the worst!

Ink Empress

Date: 1/11/2025 1:22:00 PM

Lololol that third and fourth line! Left me in stitches sweet andrea! Gosh! You never fail to make me laugh ! You do this form so wwll always! Loved it Best wishes for the contest Sending you light always

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:49:00 PM

Thanks so much, Sweetie

Paige Hind

Date: 1/11/2025 12:28:00 PM

LOL this is funny !

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:49:00 PM

Thanks, Paige

Silent One

Date: 1/11/2025 12:27:00 PM

H! Great Lim..

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:50:00 PM

Thanks

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/11/2025 11:32:00 AM

- I can see him clearly... and smell him too... :))) - GL in the contest :) - hugs

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:49:00 PM

Ha!

Susan Ashley

Date: 1/11/2025 9:37:00 AM

Dear Andrea, your witty limerick had me smiling! Love the word pairing of "chap/Chad" and also your creative use of zz's lol! Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/12/2025 3:49:00 PM

Thanks so much