Short Bragged Poems
Short Bragged Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bragged by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bragged by length and keyword.
The game went down to the wire
The other team was just a liar
They had bragged and boasted
Did a victory toast
But the lost sat them on fire
Categories:
bragged, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a kid named Jack
Who bragged that he had the knack
To jump candle sticks
But got snagged on the wicks
Now the poor lad has got a burnt crack
Categories:
bragged, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny.
08/24/2018
Categories:
bragged, celebrity, grandmother, grandson,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a bully named Ump
With broom handle stuck up his Rump
He bragged, "I'm a rat!"
And they voted for that
As they scavenged for food at the dump.
Categories:
bragged, america, anger, cancer, humor, mental illness, patriotic,
Form:
Limerick
During the famous Des Moines rumble
Sixteen boys landed in a giant jumble
No one bragged for they were horribly humble
Soccer ball was lost in this mad fumble
Categories:
bragged, 10th grade, 11th grade, 4th grade, 6th
Form:
Monorhyme
Trump bragged he was smarter than Spock
And would race him around the block
But had to concede
When Spock took the lead
Because Trump was dragging white chalk.
Categories:
bragged, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Her mind was closed, she quickly bragged.
Opinionated she always nagged.
Misinformed by one channel of un-real-news.
With no social security she now sings the blues.
Categories:
bragged, america,
Form:
Chastushka
there was a young Irish lad named Jack
who bragged about his size in the sack
he met Sarah one day
for a roll in the hay
she said you’re a wee man and that’s a fact
Categories:
bragged, how i feel,
Form:
Limerick
His reflection Mike saw in the pool.
"I could kiss myself I look so cool,"
bragged the boy, bending low.
In the pool he fell, so
what a wet kiss he got, the big fool.
Categories:
bragged, boy,
Form:
Limerick
Hosted A Big Party
Heard a big party is what they hosted,
To great success cruised and coasted;
Great view;
Always knew,
And about both bragged and boasted.
Jim Horn
Categories:
bragged, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Joe Six-Pack once saw a beautiful lass
Bragged he had a car that went really fast
She had a thing for race cars
In her eyes Joe was a star
He tried to kiss her, but ran out of gas
Categories:
bragged, beauty, car, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There was an old lady from Zurich,
Whose husband was garrulous and rich,
He bragged about his new boat,
That it had a steel-like coat,
The boat sank due to an unseen glitch.
May 21, 2023.
Categories:
bragged, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
She planted at night in the rain
While stealthily plotting her gain
It grew like a "melon"
She bragged like a felon,
"My hubby soon gets his first brain!"
Just a sample for my "Mystery Seeds" contest.
Categories:
bragged, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Loves To Be Prancing
Trump does look devilish when he is dancing;
He and Billy Boy Bush bragged about romancing;
Woman grabbing,
And back-stabbing;
With him as a candidate should not be chancing.
Jim Horn
Categories:
bragged, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
I am practically a saint the girl bragged one day
Rest of us were speechless; did not know what to say
She smokes, she drinks, and she is as wild as any child
If we have to give her the truth, let’s make it placid and mild
Categories:
bragged, life,
Form:
Rhyme
I’m awesome and magnificent,
bragged Universe one day,
my galaxies have black holes and
beware my gamma ray.
No force can match my power, so
with me you must agree.
"Oh hush" said Spirit quietly.
"You’re nothing without me."
Categories:
bragged, philosophy, science, universe,
Form:
Rhyme
I once knew a young fellow named Swanson
Who bragged about his enormous johnson
He caught it in a zipper
Which was a painful ripper
And now, he no longer touts his once-on.
written August 14, 2021
Categories:
bragged, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Sharon Lee was never bothered by anyone
On her way to school, the store or anywhere else.
She has been walking by herself since she was three, bragged her mother.
Do you think it’s because she has a giant wolf for a pet? Asked her brother.
Categories:
bragged, 4th grade, 5th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Rhyme
Poem Has Been Posted
My great poem again has been posted;
About it I have bragged and boasted;
Love what I do,
Just like you;
To next poem smoothly have coasted.
Jim Horn
Just received my poem being posted
message again. Love it.
Categories:
bragged, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Limping Jack bragged that he owned two pairs of shoes,
though many people do,so no surprises,
but he stole them from a shop and never knew
that those out on display were different sizes.
For contest 'Two pair of shoes', sponsor John Lawless
Categories:
bragged, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
.
Then she bragged
front mine self
"these lips have yet
been kissed"
So forth came I
past those lips
melting way
her fears
Categories:
bragged, passion,
Form:
Free verse
We were told he was a go-getter
His aunt had bragged on him
He was a cutie, those brown eyes
He had arms to die for
They could have wrapped a mummy
We had believed the rumors
Anyway, I had, sad he would show us up
In fact, he was a bit of a sloth,
Lazy and unmotivated
Thus, we became fast friends
Categories:
bragged, animal,
Form:
Light Verse
If the moonless night
slept, sheepish it'd be.
Strange, fresh dude not cool
chit chat about him
awkward and painful.
Where is a loo
or rear window
to crawl out of,
I'm so tempted.
Bragged he loathed
his girlfriend.
He purred, one
more date.
I said,
no.
12/29/2019
3. A Ramshackle Faith
Categories:
bragged, cry, emotions,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
I am a giraffe tamer she bragged.
We laughed, knowing they rarely need taming.
I can beat you at any game or sport she said.
That’s when I lied and said I am never gaming.
I am an antelope rider, she told me.
I decided to stay away from her after that day.
She was stuck up and braggadocio
In every wrong kind of way.
Categories:
bragged, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
There was a cowboy from Arkansas
Who bragged that he was quick on the draw
They superglued his holster
Before he dueled a gangster
He doesn't brag much any more – nah!
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Submitted on April 23, 2020 for 'WILD' poetry contest sponsored ANTHONY SLAUSIN
Originally posted on September 3, 2019
Categories:
bragged, fantasy, fun, silly,
Form:
Limerick