Bragging Rights Gone

I once knew a young fellow named Swanson Who bragged about his enormous johnson He caught it in a zipper Which was a painful ripper And now, he no longer touts his once-on.
written August 14, 2021
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Edmonds  Avatar
August 15, 2021 at 9:40 AM
The zipper and the dipper, good one Milton… Belle
Hankins Avatar
August 15, 2021 at 9:43 AM
Thanks, Belle. That would have been a good title. Wish I had thought of it!
Krutsinger Avatar
August 15, 2021 at 3:40 AM
Your original idea would have probably been STARRED out, so this is probably a better idea. I love your daring.
Hankins Avatar
August 15, 2021 at 9:43 AM
LOL. I just wrote what came to me, but, I admit, I thought it was pretty funny myself.
Cunningham Avatar
August 14, 2021 at 3:02 PM
Lol, every mans nightmare, Tom.
Hankins Avatar
August 14, 2021 at 4:37 PM
So true. I have done it before, and it hurts like the dickens!
Allison Avatar
August 14, 2021 at 11:14 AM
ha ha ha made me lol, in our family the word 'johnson' is another word for a snot lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Hankins Avatar
August 14, 2021 at 11:35 AM
(chuckle) I originally wrote hard-on, but then realized it would never make it through the censors, but I hope readers will get it! I remembered when the censors took out the word erection and completely changed the meaning of one of my poems. I hate censorship!!!
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