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Bragging Rights Gone

I once knew a young fellow named Swanson Who bragged about his enormous johnson He caught it in a zipper Which was a painful ripper And now, he no longer touts his once-on. written August 14, 2021

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Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/15/2021 9:40:00 AM

The zipper and the dipper, good one Milton… Belle

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/15/2021 9:43:00 AM

Thanks, Belle. That would have been a good title. Wish I had thought of it!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/15/2021 3:40:00 AM

Your original idea would have probably been STARRED out, so this is probably a better idea. I love your daring.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/15/2021 9:43:00 AM

LOL. I just wrote what came to me, but, I admit, I thought it was pretty funny myself.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/14/2021 3:02:00 PM

Lol, every mans nightmare, Tom.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/14/2021 4:37:00 PM

So true. I have done it before, and it hurts like the dickens!

Jan Allison

Date: 8/14/2021 11:14:00 AM

ha ha ha made me lol, in our family the word 'johnson' is another word for a snot lol:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/14/2021 11:35:00 AM

(chuckle) I originally wrote hard-on, but then realized it would never make it through the censors, but I hope readers will get it! I remembered when the censors took out the word erection and completely changed the meaning of one of my poems. I hate censorship!!!