Short Bong Poems

Boeing, Going, Gong
The aircraft company's swan song

      Boeing, Boeing, Bong
737's high on marijuana ~ So Long...

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Stoners of the world unite

Buds in hand let's sing a song

Someone please give me a light

I just filled my beaker bong...

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To whom does this belong
this giant cylinder bong?
Perhaps this blue bong belongs
to those in the throng
or perhaps to those playing beer pong...

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Ding Dong

A man sat too close to a gong
Went comatose when it went bong
He dreamt about tarts
Massaging his parts
And woke with a helluva dong...

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A Viet Cong mum with a gong
Would dong it if daughters did wrong 
When the Army made camp
She would light up a lamp
to bong Hong Kong gong all night long!...

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What thing seems to make men King Kong?
It lies under Michael Phelps’ thong
With each stroke of grace
See a free style freebase
That huge bulging spot is a bong...

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ring
bing,ting:
whee,wee,see
gong,dong,bong song
down
low
flow,slow
nick,kick pick
tick,tock,tick,tock;
clip
clop
boom,room,fume,soon
car,ta,aah
la,di
da...

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What a glorious sight those shooting stars
Taking their potshots at the Planet Mars
Perhaps I am wrong
It could be a bong
From the wife when I get home from the bars...

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Once a hippie with a "high" demeanor
Made a big "Bong" from a vacuum cleaner
The dust he forgot
His coughing throat caught
Now there's no pot, and his face's much greener!...

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What Cookies?

After too many hits off the bong
he knew something was drastically wrong
when the fire place log
barked like a dog
at a Santa Clause wearing a thong.


12/23/2014...

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B-rightness
O-f
N-ew
G-low

D-irects
E-arly
L-ight
O-nce
S-un

R-ises
E-rasing
Y-our
E-vening
S-hadow

Topic: Birthday of Bong Delos Reyes (January 06)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Do you wanna come hear a concert with shared aux cord in my shed?
Do you wanna come have a hit from the green glass bong head?
Do you wanna come have more fun times with me again, without dread?...

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B-irthday
O-f
N-ice
G-irl

D-elightfully
E-mploys
L-ines
O-f
S-cribe

R-ightfully
E-ndorsing
Y-early
E-uphoric
S-alutation

Topic: Birthday of Bong Delos Reyes (January 06) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Okay here's a quiz, “what rhymes with bugaboos”
Well, time's up... no, it isn't a town in Timbuktu
To the back of the class
Bong, your time has passed
When you sneeze and put stuff all over your shoe...

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yellow daisy chain
Birkenstocks sandals
ukuleles play
peace sign happy face
a hippie child

1960’s
Woodstock music
pass around bong
free love flowing

bell bottoms
hip-huggers
lava lamp

flower
child

love...

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MA MAIN MAN STAN GRAHAM JAMMIN WITH THE BAND ON THE GRANDSTAND, I SAID WUDDUP CHUCK GIMME A CHERRY SLUSH AND PLAY THE WOODCHUCK SONG, GO OUT BACK HIND THE PORTOJOHNS AND HIT THE BONG, AIN'T NOTHIN WRONG WITH THOSE $3.97 CIGARETTES...

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King Kong plays ping pong
His doorbell goes ding dong
And you'll hear his singsong
Chitterings that ring wrong.

Bing bong goes the Ming gong
Just see how the string's long
Thanks goes to Ling Wong
Who tossed the I-Ching strong....

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Say the max,

get the hey away from it,

resolve resolve,

come fresh and clean,

sojourn with the bong,

get it to be torn,

sweat it out all along,

bang the booty to be born...

Smooth as pickles,

paper scratches......

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Tell the time that ticks
that the 'tick-tock' shall sound still
when nature dares to tilt.
Its bong, another to beat.
Tell the time that treats
another to a memory's feast
though it may yet beat,
soon, a course when memories feast....

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I have been quiet for far too long.
My healing is going far too strong

My writing is slowly coming along.

Will I be;
                Singing a song?
                 Crying too long?
                  Smoking a bong?

Or, ......just plain gone....

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Two prates,

sick paste,

wanton waste,

yet terrible brain.


One more way,

for me in the daze,

then the song with the wait,

then the bong and your faith-

yes it's gone,
but no you're still to gait-

you're still to frame,

you're still to blame....

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Life is a song 
so tap one’s feet or bang a gong 
sometimes go wrong 
Who cares if short or pretty long
once we belong
Shake your booty in a sarong 
twerk that thin thong 
In California try a bong
just not too strong 
Whether alone or with a throng 
do bop along
...

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just sidestep through the ether,
sucking on a bong or reefer,
till you reach the land of sweet forget me not,
see the shades and ghosties shiver,
crossing the styx ole man river,
remembering sometimes,
 is  forgot?
Don

thank you Dr Ram great poem.
"The Twin Worlds"...

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sometimes we seem so far away 
even  though we see each other everyday
as the time passes my heart sinks deeper and deeper
missing the bond we could of had 
but thank goodness I had my dad
even though are bong isn't tat strong
mommy I still love you
and wish you a HAPPY MOTHERS DAY...

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This great escape, though I'm half awake, 
Feels so real I know it's fake!
Sweet, rich smoke, and I'm so relaxed-
(How much more can I take?) 
My evaluation, it could be wrong 
By trumpet, horn, or hit of bong; 
Lazy Man just in a daze- 
(Love me fast, or leave me long!)

*Very old "stoner" poem lol...

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