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What Cookies - For Contest

What Cookies?

After too many hits off the bong
he knew something was drastically wrong
when the fire place log
barked like a dog
at a Santa Clause wearing a thong.


12/23/2014

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Poet Destroyer A Date: 2/7/2016 9:26:00 AM Hope you get better John... LINDA (thank for the reply) Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 2/5/2016 2:56:00 AM John, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 1/31/2016 1:34:00 PM that underwear must be extra, extra large, lol.. congrats on your fine win, john..huggs Login to Reply

Hansteven Selfa Date: 1/31/2016 9:03:00 AM John! Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest! Login to Reply

Viv Wigley Date: 1/31/2016 3:30:00 AM Like, er.... great Limerick, man......yeah.......Viv Login to Reply John Lawless Date: 1/31/2016 7:36:00 AM Thanks Viv, the view from "down under" must have been "uuuugggllllyyyy"

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/30/2016 2:03:00 PM Went over it again.I bet if you had used even syllables lines 3 and 4, this would have scored a first place. Login to Reply John Lawless Date: 1/31/2016 7:30:00 AM Andrea, I was struggling with the thong when counting the syllables and eating the cookies.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/30/2016 2:01:00 PM I really like yours, John!! Great imagination. Login to Reply

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 1/30/2016 3:31:00 AM Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick John.. Login to Reply John Lawless Date: 1/31/2016 7:36:00 AM Thanks Dr Sharma

Skat A Date: 1/30/2016 2:35:00 AM John, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT ** Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 1/29/2016 6:37:00 PM Loved the humour here John.This would have placed higher but the syllable count was slightly off in line 4. Congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2016 7:40:00 AM ha ha ha John - I will be running another limerick contest asap - get counting lol:-) hugs Jan xx John Lawless Date: 1/31/2016 7:32:00 AM Jan, the thong was a bit tight and the cookies altered my counting ability. Thanks for not letting it slip through the cracks(what a terrible thong pun)

Poet Destroyer A Date: 12/25/2015 10:14:00 PM What? LOL...I hope not.. Enjoyed,, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year May all your days shine and dreams come true. :) Every day should be a day with family and friends. I appreciate everyone. Sorry to all those I have taken for granted. SHAME ON ME. I promise, 2016 will be a new me. Merry Christmas!!! May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home. Always & Forever ~LINDA~ Login to Reply John Lawless Date: 1/31/2016 7:37:00 AM Thanks Linda, I'm really behind on my responses as I had a surgery on my knee and it slowed me down some.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/25/2015 4:40:00 PM hahaha. Cookies indeed!!! Login to Reply

Terry O'Leary Date: 12/24/2015 5:23:00 AM Very funny! Login to Reply

Constance La France Date: 12/23/2015 10:35:00 PM John, oh this is a funny one, best of luck in the contest ~ Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/23/2015 4:14:00 PM Merry Christmas John... first poem for the day and I'm off with a chuckle. Very good limerick - Lindsay Login to Reply John Lawless Date: 1/31/2016 7:34:00 AM Glad you liked it Laurie. Sorry for the late response, had surgery on my knee and the hitch in my giddy-up slowed me down.