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What Cookies - For Contest

What Cookies? After too many hits off the bong he knew something was drastically wrong when the fire place log barked like a dog at a Santa Clause wearing a thong. 12/23/2014

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/7/2016 9:26:00 AM

Hope you get better John... LINDA (thank for the reply)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/5/2016 2:56:00 AM

John, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda

Nette Onclaud

Date: 1/31/2016 1:34:00 PM

that underwear must be extra, extra large, lol.. congrats on your fine win, john..huggs

Hansteven Selfa

Date: 1/31/2016 9:03:00 AM

John! Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!

Viv Wigley

Date: 1/31/2016 3:30:00 AM

Like, er.... great Limerick, man......yeah.......Viv

John Lawless
Date: 1/31/2016 7:36:00 AM

Thanks Viv, the view from "down under" must have been "uuuugggllllyyyy"

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/30/2016 2:03:00 PM

Went over it again.I bet if you had used even syllables lines 3 and 4, this would have scored a first place.

John Lawless
Date: 1/31/2016 7:30:00 AM

Andrea, I was struggling with the thong when counting the syllables and eating the cookies.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/30/2016 2:01:00 PM

I really like yours, John!! Great imagination.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 1/30/2016 3:31:00 AM

Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick John..

John Lawless
Date: 1/31/2016 7:36:00 AM

Thanks Dr Sharma

Skat A

Date: 1/30/2016 2:35:00 AM

John, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **

Jan Allison

Date: 1/29/2016 6:37:00 PM

Loved the humour here John.This would have placed higher but the syllable count was slightly off in line 4. Congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2016 7:40:00 AM

ha ha ha John - I will be running another limerick contest asap - get counting lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless
Date: 1/31/2016 7:32:00 AM

Jan, the thong was a bit tight and the cookies altered my counting ability. Thanks for not letting it slip through the cracks(what a terrible thong pun)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/25/2015 10:14:00 PM

What? LOL...I hope not.. Enjoyed,, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year May all your days shine and dreams come true. :) Every day should be a day with family and friends. I appreciate everyone. Sorry to all those I have taken for granted. SHAME ON ME. I promise, 2016 will be a new me. Merry Christmas!!! May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home. Always & Forever ~LINDA~

John Lawless
Date: 1/31/2016 7:37:00 AM

Thanks Linda, I'm really behind on my responses as I had a surgery on my knee and it slowed me down some.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/25/2015 4:40:00 PM

hahaha. Cookies indeed!!!

Terry O'Leary

Date: 12/24/2015 5:23:00 AM

Very funny!