Premiere Contest WinnerDing Dong

Ding Dong

A man sat too close to a gong
Went comatose when it went bong
He dreamt about tarts
Massaging his parts
And woke with a helluva dong
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Hamilton Avatar
December 29, 2018 at 6:03 PM
excellent limerick congrats on 1st place hugs
Flood Avatar
December 29, 2018 at 6:10 PM
Thanks Shadow. Inadvertantly entered the wrong poem... they say he works in mysterious ways.
Gauthier Avatar
December 29, 2018 at 7:18 AM
It's a gold medal winner! LOL
Flood Avatar
December 29, 2018 at 11:01 AM
Thankyou Line.
Laurie Avatar
December 28, 2018 at 7:38 PM
G'day Terry … sounds good to me - thanks Terry - Lindsay
Flood Avatar
December 28, 2018 at 7:46 PM
And it’s not rude... honest... your honour.
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