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Ding Dong Premiere Contest Winner

Ding Dong A man sat too close to a gong Went comatose when it went bong He dreamt about tarts Massaging his parts And woke with a helluva dong

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Date: 12/29/2018 6:03:00 PM
excellent limerick congrats on 1st place hugs
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/29/2018 6:10:00 PM
Thanks Shadow. Inadvertantly entered the wrong poem... they say he works in mysterious ways.
Date: 12/29/2018 7:18:00 AM
It's a gold medal winner! LOL
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/29/2018 11:01:00 AM
Thankyou Line.
Date: 12/28/2018 7:38:00 PM
G'day Terry … sounds good to me - thanks Terry - Lindsay
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/28/2018 7:46:00 PM
And it’s not rude... honest... your honour.

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