The Olympic Swimmer

What thing seems to make men King Kong?
It lies under Michael Phelps’ thong
With each stroke of grace
See a free style freebase
That huge bulging spot is a bong
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Duncan Avatar
April 20, 2013 at 6:08 PM
I cheered for Phelps, , this is funny I do believe ;} thank for reading concrete angel "twice" ;} I wrote mine before I even read Debra's Two Angels ;} I was watching Shriner Children's hospital segment. and all that degrading stuff. I've often thought since a kid these things, are 4 us to show empathy ;}
Beaufort Avatar
February 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I just happened to land here. You are such a kind person and have a good heart!
Dietrich Avatar
March 12, 2013 at 11:15 PM
well, saw this one before too and still love it!! Please get some more limericks up in praise of the Irish!!!
Dietrich Avatar
November 17, 2012 at 2:08 PM
hahaha, and I don't even know what this guy looks like.
Beaufort Avatar
February 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM
He's not the most attractive man ever, but apparently a very good swimmer who ended up needing to find a way to relax.
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