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The Olympic Swimmer

What thing seems to make men King Kong? It lies under Michael Phelps’ thong With each stroke of grace See a free style freebase That huge bulging spot is a bong

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Date: 4/20/2013 6:08:00 PM
I cheered for Phelps, , this is funny I do believe ;} thank for reading concrete angel "twice" ;} I wrote mine before I even read Debra's Two Angels ;} I was watching Shriner Children's hospital segment. and all that degrading stuff. I've often thought since a kid these things, are 4 us to show empathy ;}
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/24/2024 6:21:00 AM
I just happened to land here. You are such a kind person and have a good heart!
Date: 3/12/2013 11:15:00 PM
well, saw this one before too and still love it!! Please get some more limericks up in praise of the Irish!!!
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Date: 11/17/2012 2:08:00 PM
hahaha, and I don't even know what this guy looks like.
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/24/2024 6:21:00 AM
He's not the most attractive man ever, but apparently a very good swimmer who ended up needing to find a way to relax.

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