Short Blue Cheese Poems

Turkey & ham terrine
with tagiliatelle
coconut curry
a blue cheese dressing
a christmess pudding
leftover
Sweet!...

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Bacon,mushroom blue cheese melt
Chicken tikka naan
Salmon ciabatta
Sweet & sour slice
Vegetable loaf
Calorie
Free !...

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Man of Belize

While speaking to a Man of Belize,
He admitted a penchant for Blue Cheese.
I said no its smelly,
It upsets my belly,
Don’t offer me Blue, if you please....

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I saw this on the news today. I lived my first two years in Buffalo, New York. I have many relatives there.

grown men gather ‘round
blue cheese in blue swimming pool -
bob for chicken wings

9/3/2022...

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Blue Cheese for me toe curling,

               The silkiest yummiest treat;

               Bamboo Shoots send me hurling,

               Their wafting the stinkiest feet!







18.01.06

Composed for Kevin Shaw's
My Blue Cheese Is......

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Sour grapes,
Ancient clunker,
Moldy Gorgonzola,
Scarred garage sale table.

Fine wine, 
Vintage car,
Rich blue cheese, 
Polished antique furniture.

Time passes for all things.  
Whether treasure or trash,
Depends upon the attitude.
Life is no different.


THEME: Aging...

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Used to touch my toes
Kick my legs in the air
Do exercises in droves
Like I did not care

Now I’m full of donuts
Potato chips and blue cheese.
My ankles are all puffy
I can no longer see my knees

Have not been swimming since ’98.
Weigh now more than a boxer’s weight.
 I waddle to my well-deserved fate
Have no one else to lambast or hate....

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I shall tread 2011 with champagne in my veins and pink fluff in my brain
I will eat blue cheese and think of it as the moon
I will smell green growings and see only yellow daisies standing tall
I shall touch orange petals and know that they are gold
I shall hear birdsong and think that it is blue
I will try to make life magic - rainbow sparkles in my hair....

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Wretched thrives going at rapid speeds
Spreading lines like ill manic seeds
Fanatic flowers attacking whack salad weeds 
Hoeing each line with a cocaine breeze 

I sneeze and tease these cursive lines with ease
Herbs dipped in asinine with the blue cheese
Cheddar mixed with ketamine, fed my epiphany if any. 
Thoughts ready to go steady. Aim fire bang goes the confetti....

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Anchovy that stinky small fish
Don't place it on my salad plate
Don't serve it on my pizza dish
As appetizers it won't sate

The odor clings to the lettuce leaves
It ruins each pizza slice touched
Don't serve me anchovies, it grieves
all my senses when they are smutched  


Smutched means when something is smudged..
Rispetto is form but it is a rhyming form....

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Yellow Mustard joined Olive Oil
At the motel, Blue Cheese Lagoon
Afraid he was much too anxious
Because she said he came to soon!

But he then knew what was ado
His cousin Dijon was more quick
Yellow Mustard was disappointed
Unaware Olive Oil was so slick

But the other condiments knew
They didn't need a measuring cup
They said it was in front of you
Come on Yellow Mustard Catch up!...

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Greasy fish, swimming in oil,
Helplessly lying on my plate.
It makes my taste buds boil and toil,
I guarantee, it’s less than great.
It’s shapeless, floppy, and limp like worms,
It smells like a pile of waste.
And I can’t even find the accurate terms,
To describe the taste.
Colorless and soggy,
With hazardous bones that you can’t see,
It makes my vision foggy,
It’s not the food for me....

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When I see a king prawn in its shell
Some vomit I want to expel
This fish food I despise
With ten legs and two eyes
It’s really my idea of food hell!
I baulk when a king prawn is peeled
and that witchetty grub is revealed
It makes me feel sick
I look away quick
My disgust just cannot be concealed!

My Blue Cheese is Contest
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw

07/01/18...

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BLOOD PUDDING ANYONE ?



Unlike chicken à la king
of which I am quite fond
the mere thought of blood pudding
churns my stomach twice beyond

Indeed blood pudding
is my nasty evil nemesis
I am far from kidding
for I've made it the premise of my thesis



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Submitted for contest MY BLUE CHEESE IS... sponsored by KEVIN SHAW on January 6, 2018  -  RANKED 2ND...

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Pineapple pizza with pink pepperoni,
Buffalo wings and brown guacamole,
Little dead fishes in sour cream sauces,
Onions and garlic and greasy red sausage.

Cucumber sandwiches plastered with mustard,
Lemons and limes in a yucky green custard,
Fat happy chickens less all of their feathers,
Tomatoes, potatoes, my mother's hot peppers...

These are a few of my flavorless things!...

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Reluctant as I was to choose
 the blue cheese crumbles looked invitingly blue,
a little moldy, I guess perhaps
 as the crumblies feel from plate to lap.
I scooped them up unseen
 and put them discretely on my salad beans.
Then as I picked up my fork
 there appeared the strangest quirk
as the blue had blended into the white
 much to my delight
and with each savory taste
 I enjoyed the cheese I used to hate....

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When you bake these tubers unearthed from the ground,
many ways to stuff them can be found.
Onions, peppers, chives, and mushrooms can please.
How about cheddar, Monterey jack, or blue cheese?
Fill them with chili, bacon bits, or sour cream.
Butter with salt and pepper is good, it would seem.
There are other ingredients.  Anyone can dream.
One of the most versatile foods is the potato.
Dress it up.  Let your imagination flow....

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See those blue mouldy lines
snake across its creamy
surface. When it’s cut it
smells like dad’s sweaty socks!
Served after dessert with
some crackers, grapes, and Port.
Save some for me to eat!

Stilton is a blue cheese traditionally served after Christmas dinner

My Merry Christmas Party Pleiades Contest Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich
6 syllables per line checked with how many syllables

12~11~16...

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I remember the day I ate a whelk,
A day I'll not forget.
Like chewing on a leather belt,
I broke into a sweat.

Sticky bits and slimy stuff
Were clinging to my teeth.
Nearby was an empty sink,
Much to my relief.

Over I went, spat it out 
And could scarce believe my eyes,
That gelatinous mess made me puke,
It's whelks that I despise.





Entry for My Blue Cheese is contest
Sponsored By Kevin Shaw
6/1/18. Placed 3rd....

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Blue, the color of summer skies.
Blue is the hue of my lover’s eyes.
Blue the one color that I adore.
Great Grandpa wore blue in the Civil War.
My mama dressed me in shades of blue
Then held me close as a mother will do.
Blue are the mountains and blue is the sea.
No favorite  color but blue for me.
I’m fond of Elvis’s blue suede shoes.
Blue Smurfs and blue cheese I also choose.
A man who is poor or a man of means
Looks much the same, dressed in blue jeans....

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At breakfast time, don’t give me eggs
Or pancakes or French toast;
Some coffee and a cheese-topped bagel
Is what I like most.

Gouda, Muenster, Edam, Swiss,
American or Brie;
Jarlsberg, Asiago, Jack –
They all work fine for me.

I’m not a fan of smelly ones,
And blue cheese I despise;
I guess I’m more pedestrian
And not so worldly-wise.

But still, I’d like to offer praise
To every type that pleases;
The world would be a sadder place
If it did not have cheeses....

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when it comes to food my biggest gripe
is how anyone can eat disgusting tripe,

lining of the stomach of ruminant cows
gastric juices of mine would not arouse,

if I was served this awful food on a plate
I would decline this just couldn’t be ate,

when it’s cooking can’t stand the smell 
like something eaten by someone in hell,

tripe is not a delicacy for rich or poor
serve me rubbish I’ll show you the door.

01/08/2018
Contest my blue cheese is
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw....

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