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Condiment Infidelity

Yellow Mustard joined Olive Oil
At the motel, Blue Cheese Lagoon
Afraid he was much too anxious
Because she said he came to soon!

But he then knew what was ado
His cousin Dijon was more quick
Yellow Mustard was disappointed
Unaware Olive Oil was so slick

But the other condiments knew
They didn't need a measuring cup
They said it was in front of you
Come on Yellow Mustard Catch up!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 1/4/2018 10:37:00 PM
Your sense of humour is awesome. Well done, Pat. Original as you are, and really sweet.
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Pat Adams
Date: 1/5/2018 4:03:00 PM
Wow! You are much too kind, but I love it! How could I not? Thank you so much my friend! Happiness to you and yours....pat
Date: 1/3/2018 9:46:00 PM
Lol, I hope yellow mustard finally catched up! A very creative condiment love triangle Pat!~Che
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Pat Adams
Date: 1/4/2018 7:22:00 AM
Ha! Hopefully so!........Thanks for the comment Cheryl!
Date: 1/3/2018 7:04:00 PM
Lol. Pat! Your naughty wit cracks me up
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Pat Adams
Date: 1/4/2018 7:21:00 AM
I'm glad. I try not to be naughty. Well, not really but I felt like I should say that!......Anyway glad you liked it!
Date: 1/3/2018 5:28:00 PM
ha! very funny, pat!
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Pat Adams
Date: 1/4/2018 7:19:00 AM
Thanks Ilene!! Glad you liked it!

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