Short Backside Poems

On truths backside
subliminal notaries
never ending zeal...

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I am wondering
is his brain cell on time share...
talks out his backside...

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Saw a T-shirt
    on the backside writ
  'Fart Now Loading'

  Not enough space
    to write
      'Exploding'...

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Turtle, turtle, in your shell
  Your backside is as hard as hell

Turtle, turtle, in your shell
  Come on out, I've rung your bell...

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There was a chap from Queens
Who loved big bowls of beans.
He ate them with delight
Both morning and night.
Blasting a hole backside his jeans....

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There was an old man of York
That loved to play in the park
He got caught on the slide
With a bare backside
Cos his brother pinched  his belt for a lark...

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The Last Ride

There once was a girl named sally
Tortured by a backside tally
She dreamed of a trike
Instead of this bike
As she stared at this death valley...

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Jim Steneson had a problem with gas
without warning he'd let out a blast.
The stink was obscene
folks escaped the scene
and denounced Jim as a pain in the ass....

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Super rodeo star, Buster Tyding,
Has, reportedly, gone into hiding.
Seems he fractured his pride,
Landing on his backside,
When thrown by the goat he was riding....

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Am I but a wanton woman then?
She looks at her reflection
When did she get this pretty?
Her Rubenesque backside amuses her
She feels sexy, sultry, sassy and satisfied...

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Yes, the rhino is leather that rumbles
and deadly to a hunter who fumbles,
Now secure in the zoo,
Still, it might behoove you
not to show your backside if you stumble....

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A very sexy lady once took me aside
Patted me on my enormous backside
Said, lose some pounds
And we'll go a few rounds
But the lump in my jumper committed suicide...

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My furry friend coughed up a big hairball,
she coughed so hard the darn thing hit the wall,
so while I cleaned up the mess,
wasn't too happy I confess...
but it does beat the backside waterfall....

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One night
a crescent moon stopped,
rocked on his backside
like a banana

and slid down the sky
to wiggle his toes 
in the treetops.

I laughed when
I heard him giggle
and asked,

Does it tickle?...

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Strong passions and good expressions with no backside
slowing the limelight, brings in assisted suicide
the huge footprints they track
away from a fall they pack
pool of dears, cautioned by personal pesticide....

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A very sexy lady once took me aside
And patted me on my enormous backside
Said, lose some pounds
And we'll go a few rounds
The large lump in my jumper I sure couldn't hide


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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they say I see the world as simple black and white
it's one way or the other and I'm quick to start a fight 
as though a world of rainbows shines from their backside
never seeing peas, they think there's only rice...

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bathtub heals

rubber duck

olive soap


buoyant plug

backside sore

Eureka


science hurts

hit his head

ceiling rose


06th June 2020

poetry form tricube

3 lines

3 syllables

3 stanzas...

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For years we vacationed on Florida's west side
Building castles in the sand like the Chåteau de Versailles
Was proud as punch
Till some kid on it jumped
Thought it funny till momma tanned his backside...

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Became because
Background bedbug
Boldface bookcase
Blackmail blacklist
Misspoke backstroke
Bellboy below
Blacksmith bluefish
Backside backslide

4/1/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
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(A Children's Poem)

One night
the moon stopped,
rocked on his backside
like a banana

and slid down the sky
to wiggle his toes 
in the treetops.

I laughed when
I heard him giggle
and asked,

"Does it tickle?"...

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A fisherman sat with line all lank
perched on crooked stool that soon sank
backside now all mud covered
his face an embarrassed red
off home he went with his pants all dank.

11/13/2014

contest: limericks clean and clever...

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Finding my way 
On this lonely planet called earth
I've flown the nest
I'm living on my own
Discovering who I am
Gaining new interests 
Putting old interests on the backside
Finding my way
Living my life
Its what I love doing...

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I found myself within a shell
Upon an oyster bed.
A wayward clam stuck out his foot
And struck me on the head.

Hit by this sea of insight
Pearls of wisdom, so to speak:
If  barnacles grow on your backside
That clam'll think you’re a geek....

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Zigzag threads overlap
  Zip zap tracker aligns
      Zesty and shiny, too
          Zings along the backside 
      Zany patterns excite
   Zazzy razzle dazzle
Zenith night on the town. 














A Pleaides Poem
10/5/2022...

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