Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Lump In My Jumper

A very sexy lady once took me aside
And patted me on my enormous backside
Said, lose some pounds
And we'll go a few rounds
The large lump in my jumper I sure couldn't hide


© Jack Ellison 2015

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Laura Breidenthal September 8, 2015 at 4:13 PM Hahaha, cute one dear...~Laura Jack Ellison September 8, 2015 at 5:03 PM I don't normally wear jumpers anymore!!! LOL Love, Santa xxx

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs September 6, 2015 at 8:40 PM You are sonething else Jack. Jack Ellison September 6, 2015 at 8:51 PM And when they figure me out... thry'll put me in the looney bin in solitary confinement!!! Love, Jack xxx

Jan Allison September 6, 2015 at 5:35 PM ha ha ha love it Jack:-) hugs jan xx Jack Ellison September 6, 2015 at 5:50 PM Naughty?????? YUP!!!!!! LOL Love, Jackson xxx

Carol Eastman September 6, 2015 at 9:58 AM Oh My! LimmerJack... You are having a feisty day! Was that Lady Cathie... By the way? Jack Ellison September 6, 2015 at 10:15 AM Not talkin'!!! LOL xxxxxx