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A Lump In My Jumper

A very sexy lady once took me aside Patted me on my enormous backside Said, lose some pounds And we'll go a few rounds But the lump in my jumper committed suicide

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Date: 5/31/2020 3:14:00 PM
A few rounds of????????? I'm dying to know lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/31/2020 4:54:00 PM
I get all pooped just thinking about it! LOL Lotsa question marks!!!
Date: 5/31/2020 7:35:00 AM
This is one of your funniest ever! I love it ;D, Howling in the big O, hugs! xomo
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/31/2020 7:58:00 AM
LOL Wow, a big thanks Miss Mo!!! You are the sweetest! Hug, and kissies, HJ XOX