A Lump In My Jumper

A very sexy lady once took me aside Patted me on my enormous backside Said, lose some pounds And we'll go a few rounds But the lump in my jumper committed suicide
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Cunningham Avatar
May 31, 2020 at 3:14 PM
A few rounds of????????? I'm dying to know lol
Ellison Avatar
May 31, 2020 at 4:54 PM
I get all pooped just thinking about it! LOL Lotsa question marks!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 31, 2020 at 7:35 AM
This is one of your funniest ever! I love it ;D, Howling in the big O, hugs! xomo
Ellison Avatar
May 31, 2020 at 7:58 AM
LOL Wow, a big thanks Miss Mo!!! You are the sweetest! Hug, and kissies, HJ XOX
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